Hawaiian wonder cooler

When a person is kicked in the balls until his ball/balls explode. (Testicular torsion) lol not any where close to the true meaning but it's funny. This happened to me, the wife named this
For me... TP

I was kicked in the balls, that bitch gave me a Hawaiian wonder cooler.

by T-ball January 31, 2014

Hakamaki

How to describe something disgusting and not to your liking.

That pizza we had for dinner was hakamaki.

by Dobie October 3, 2004

hakib

a dumb and fake hoe that’s really thirsty.

“ugh, that girl there is such a hakib, look at how many guys she’s flirting with!”

by yasssss_queeeeeeeeeeeeen May 31, 2020

Hawaiian snow

a sex act wherein a rotund Samoan man urinates on a skinny East Asian woman before ejaculating on her face.

Dude, did you hear that Kamakime gave Amie a Hawaiian snow last night?! That shit's insane!

by Mackie Whackey March 8, 2014

Hawaii

The archipelago where the racist Trumpists plan to find an alternative place to escape in case the United States becomes “overturned by China”, only to find that they get an unexpected return back to America since Hawaii was already admitted as a U.S. state back in 1959.

“Dang it, Joe Biden won the presidency! We need to get our U.S. passport and escape to the country of Hawaii!”

“Wait...the American flag? Why is it even here on these magnificent islands? Sleepy Joe must be held responsible.”

by Undefined Definitions April 8, 2021

Hawaiian roller coaster ride

Having sex on any sort of naval vessel while having sex with a man of Hawaiian origin or decent.

Did you hear about rachel? There's video of her going on a Hawaiian roller coaster ride!

by Jamesthedoctor September 9, 2015

Hawaii

An island in the Pacific ocean that's a state of the USA. Most of the people there are not what you would call average Americans and they are a very non-white and non-Amerindian population. (not that there is anything wrong with that- but they're just not really traditional "American".)

I, being a Cajun from Louisiana state; personally do not care about them. If they want to secede from the rest of the USA, I wouldn't care and would let them. They don't like us so-called Southerner "redneck types" anyway. And are probably communists.

I say, let them secede as a foreign nation on their own and/or let the Japanese have it.

Why Hawaii was even made into a State of America is beyond me. I can understand Alaska, but Hawaii? Did we really need this worthless island?

by Streethrasher January 27, 2019