a big sloppy kiss, the creepy kind Burl Ives gives you licence for in his Christmas Carol, "Holly Jolly Christmas."
She was really young, but she was right there under the mistletoe, so I planted a wet burl on her.
December 17, 2012
1. The most god-awful tasting drink ever invented, yet the sorrostitutes drink it up like it's going out of style.
Damn girl, didn't you notice the bartender rollong his eyes when you ordered 5 amaretto sours for you and the rest of the sluts?