goober smoocher

some one who french kisses buttholes

that mike skaggs gets freaky i heard he once goober smooched some guy, wow what a goober smoocher.

by uberdonuts February 19, 2011

gooberette

the female version of "goober". when a girl is funny or gives her boyfriend 21 hard ons in one day. also when one wants to throw her boyfriend in with rhinos for kicks and giggles. when a girl laughs uncontrolably for no reason. if a girl is dating a goober. when a girl gets excited with the thought of seeing her boyfriend in four days. sexual arousement between two people (boyfriend and girlfriend). cute funny girl. a short girl.

Mary is a gooberette after she just touched her boyfriends crouch and cute butt and kissed him in the middle of the street.

by marns May 11, 2006

Goober

1. a sweet, kindhearted person usually below 5' tall. while a goober can be shy and and reserved, a goober tends to become wild, sing songs no one knows, growl, bite, and run around, but despite all of this is truely beautiful.
2. a wild animal that attends Bishop Eustace who should not be allowed in public due to her extreme self control problems.
3. a water bottle and hand biting beast that takes German
4. one who wishes they were a disney princess, mostly pocahontas.
5. one who pisses their pants when they laugh too hard
6. one who has extreme infatuations with unattractive hippies.

Stop being such a Goober!!!

by Jiffy Comcast May 17, 2006

goofy goober

1. a very exuberant and ditzy sex partner

2. to goob in a silly and and freaky way

"They are some goofy goobers"

by 1111 August 22, 2006

Goobershag

Goobershag - 1. Noun. A highly attractive geeky, nerdy, or dorky individual. Most are unconventionally good looking with shy, awkward social skills, which add to their adorability. 2. exclamation. Yelled, sighed, moaned or whimpered when one sees a goobershag.
Examples of goobershags include the following: David Thewlis,Elijah Wood,Rivers Cuomo,Seth Green,Jimmy Fallon,Dominic Monaghan and anyone who works at or for NASA.

" Did you go to that Weezer concert last week? Rivers is a total goobershag."

by Kirk N. Scotty July 25, 2008

Goobering

Refers to the action of mixing the meat of grapes, berries, etc with peanuts. An American snack.

Head Chef: "Hey man. People at the game want some peanuts in jam. Get goobering or you're fired."
Cook: "Gotcha, I love cooking my man."

by Frat lord jim September 25, 2017

goober

someone who does something extremely uncool.

Oh my gawd, you are such a goober!

by Sheila S February 4, 2004