ape gooch

When one's taint is hairy and sweaty, not unlike an ape.

She wanted to lick my ass, but I have an ape gooch, so I told her to reconsider.

I survived a plane crash in the mountains by using my ape gooch to distill water.

You have an ape gooch.

Your ape gooch had a musky stench.

by Chi facebook March 3, 2016

long gooch

its an area in between the ass and ballsack, specifically one that extends extensively.

My tribal name is short-staff, long-gooch.

Random guy : Whats up long gooch.

Long gooch : nothin.

by long gooch May 4, 2018

Skinny gooch

Something hitler had

Damn Nathan has a skinny gooch

by Gl1zzy G0bb1ah September 17, 2020

Anti-gooch

The opposite side of a gooch. The region between your wasteband and your genitalia.

Man 1: I shaved recently and I did a good
Job.

Man 2: Did you shave the anti-gooch?
Man 1: the fuck is that

by Jhonkie Wanker October 20, 2021

Coochie Goochie

The space between the bottom of a women's vagina down until the top of her butthole.

Sure, Mark may eat ass, but does he lick the coochie goochie?

by Chunky Spunk May 4, 2022

Quandarious Gooch

Quandarious Gooch was arrested for unlawful possession of Marijuana.

Hey, did you hear that Quandarious Gooch was arrested for unlawful possession of Marijuana ?

by Cocksucker2001dick July 12, 2022

Quandarious Goochie Fuzzberry Madham the 4th

Goofy ahh name

Quandarious Goochie Fuzzberry Madham the 4th has a big cock

by Cocksucker2001dick July 12, 2022