ghoffer

(pronounced: kak (not pronounced "goff-er")); verb: when you stab someone in the stomach with the blunt end of a pencil, or an unsharpened pencil.

when someone jumps out at you, pokes you in the stomach with a dull pencil and says "ghoffer!"

waffin ghoffer: when someone stabs you in the stomach with a waffle that is shaped to resemble a dull pencil.

by James Bertram March 26, 2007

Gaffer it up

When a FIT girl has an ugly face you put a bag on over her head and gaffer it up with gaffer tape to ensure one does not come to displeasure while fucking a fir bird due to the sight of her face.

Boy 1: See tat girl,
Boy 2: Yea, her face a bit ugly tho
Boy 1: gaffer it up, one time, i dont buisness.

by FantaMan-BRAHHHHH February 22, 2009

Geoffed

To be volunteered for something you weren't planning on doing

Suzy was geoffed into fund raising for the WWF event...even though her already had more than enough to do.

by 323Julie March 22, 2009

Gaffersation

A long uninteresting converstion. Stems from having a conversation with an elderly member (Gaffer) of your family.

Pam: How did your date go?
Sue: We had a major gaffersation. I will not be seeing him again.

by Solaay April 28, 2010

goofenshmort

someone who is so much of a goof and a shmort, that s/he becomes a goofenshmort

guy 1: wow he's a goof
guy 2: ya and a shmort too
guy 1: guess hes a goofenshmort

by the lord king February 22, 2011

Gaffetti

The stupid and embarrassingly lame things people draw on bathroom stalls, walls, desks, picnic tables etc. Includes Conversations, drawings and jokes.

Gaffetti is any one of these and more, drawn or carved into public places:

4:20, Pot Leaves, Swastikas, Penises, Crappy Gang Signs, Crude Drawings, Conversations.

by CobbySquared July 8, 2011

Gooferous

Goofy and gorgeous.

Valerie is gooferous.

by Eudeyrn August 29, 2011