Goatea

A tea made from dried out goat testicles placed in tea bags then steeped in boiled or luke warm water. mmm good

Or

The incorrect spelling of the word Goatee meaning a moustache and beard around the mouth. making the mouth resemble a pussy... see goatee

Example 1
Me: Hey man
Man: Hey
Me: dude, u got a vagina on ur face
Man: thats cause i want to look like some kinda washed up boy band punk ass LOSER
Me: Well you pulled it off

Example 2

Farmer: Get me a glass of goatea muriel, im in the mood for some ball juice

by Krieger69 March 10, 2008

spanish goatee

Spanish Goatee; the process of farting on a spouses chin while receiving testicular felacio

Bob - "he jerry"

Jerry - "yeah"
Bob - "I totally gave heather a Spanish Goatee last night"

by 1562 June 1, 2010

Billy-goated

Having such rough intercourse that someone ends up in the Emergency Room.

“I billy-goated that girl so hard, she had to go to the hospital!”

by ambulancegurl13 July 9, 2018

gootse

See wordGoatse

You could stick your head up gootse's ass

by Chris O. July 6, 2003

goated

I coined this term in 1993. It is a derivitive of the Gott brand ice chest. As we became more discombobulated Gott became goat, thus goated.

I was goated all the way through finals dude.

by 60 central February 16, 2008

Guatemalan goatee

When doing anal on a girl you pull out and put it in her mouth. The brown ring around her mouth is the Guatemalan goatee. The residuals of ATM.

After anal sex I pulled out and put it in her mouth. That ring around her mouth reminded me of the Guatemalan goatee.

by PhillyBiz April 16, 2011

goated

getting goated means getting fucked so hard that you end up ramming your head into the headboard so agressively, goat milk practically spurs out of you.

Bro, Emma is getting goated this weekend.

They had a threesome and took turns getting goated.

by mareefleema July 26, 2018