Red Gnome

The belief that Communist Sympathizers are watching your every move whilst you're in your garden, or in more sinister cases, implanting microchips into your garden gnomes.

"There's a Red Gnome watching me in my garden!"

"My Gnome's gone red!"

by canart October 26, 2019

Gnome bronze

A small gnome who lives in the city of florence colorado. he yells alot and has anger issues. he is a faggot. His heart is going to pop someday due to his mnt dew addiction. HE is gay. he broke his cpu screen due to his overwatch rage. When he dies we will put on his gravestone"here lies a bronze" he thinks he is gud at overwatch but he is a true bronze

Gnome bronze? HA he has an mnt dew addiction

by sebastianXD March 23, 2017

Gnome Style

The sexual act in which a partner shoves a garden gnome in a partner's ass or vagina

Judy and I did it gnome style last night!

by ChikiBriki69 November 16, 2018

The Butthole Gnome

A terrible creature of the night who crawls up your asshole and sets up camp in your prostate.

Girl 1: Oh my God, what are we doing?

Girl 2, pouring a salt circle on the ground: Summoning The Butthole Gnome, of course.

by ChloroformShmoroform March 07, 2024

Closet Gnome

NOUN: A little man who hides in dark spaces and jumps out at you then runs away and disappears

Person 1: “Oh my god. A little man just scared me”

Person 2: “was it a Closet Gnome?”

Person 1: “I think so..”

by NovaRoSe December 22, 2022

scrotum gnome

When you first notice a white hair under you scrotum.

I finally got my first scrotum gnome at age 35.

by Hooch poopie February 16, 2016

Cannabi-Gnome

A person that grows marijuana underground or illegally.

My neighbor only seems to come out at night from his Cannabi-Gnome lair.

by Cannabi-Gnome December 07, 2017