garfin

A person, typically in their teens, who finds it cool to degrade themselves. Can be heard exclaiming, "Sweet! I win for the lowest grade in class!" May also be caught giving advice to new kids on how to ditch, where to smoke, and how to really piss teachers off.

Peter Griffin was a garfin in school, and still is!

by dbacon March 6, 2009

Garfag

A compliinsult. One who is amazing but yet completely stupid, in a good way (one who flies airplanes on a bed)

The girl sat on the large bed. She was a complete garfag. She lay on her stomach flying an imaginary airplane. That girl was the best garfag known to man

by Garfagsareamazing December 28, 2009

Narfal the Garfuk

When two or more previously straight men engage in a series of homosexual acts resulting in the complete loss of love/respect from friends and family members.

Dude... maybe we should... narfal the garfuk...?

by Cogida09 March 15, 2010

glarf

Noun; a mental deficiency such as the inability to retain a certain piece of information. For example the name of a certain person.

A man said to his wife: "You're brother-in-law's first name is a glarf to me, I know that you have told me a thousand times but I just can't retain it."

by Charlie A November 9, 2008

garfnart

someone who diss's a dumb person

dude i just garfnarted lars like a butch

by Tyler April 21, 2005

Garfunkle

origin: garfunkle of Simon and Garfunkle.
similar to fuck. it has many definitions and can be used interchangeably. it can be used as a synonym for pissed, shit (or the past tense of shit: shat), cum (came). it can also be used as an interjection to express emotion, similar to FUCK YEAH!

-Katie was so awesome that i Garfunkled in amazement.

-Alex, and Drew were so scared from the horror movies they would scream GARFUNKLE! everytime something popped out.

by roflpastry July 23, 2009

garflum

Garflum is the sexiest man alive.

John: Where is Garflum?
Tyrel: Beating the shit outta Dillicicle

by honeybreach February 19, 2021