A 'Safe Gift' is a present an Ex or secret lover has given you that has no connection with romance or love so that your current squeeze will not know who gave it to you.

I've got you a safe gift so lawrence won't know who got it for you, hope you enjoy x

safe gift by BRUCEFC April 21, 2018

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Meaningful gift

Giving a person a handjob as an act of kindness

You should give daniel a meaningful gift. "I would but hes hella gay"

Meaningful gift by Josh pence May 31, 2018

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naughty-gift scavenger

A low-income person who trundels a wheelbarrow all around town on Christmas morning and collects the lumps of coal that Santa left in the stockings of all the bratty youngsters, so that he can take it back home and burn it in his stove for heat.

As we all know, Santa is extremely careful about determining who's actually been naughty or nice ("He's makin' a list, and checkin' it twice"), and so quite a significant percentage of the children in any given area will probably receive high-grade anthracite as their Christmas present. A naughty-gift scavenger, therefore, should have little trouble filling up his 'barrow come Christmas Day, since most parents wouldn't want "that dirty black stuff" in their houses, anyway, and thus they would probably be all too happy to be rid of it; about the only families who would likely tell him no would be fellow-indigent folks who themselves would want to use said sooty lumps in their own furnaces.

naughty-gift scavenger by QuacksO February 16, 2019

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