It's a promise you know you will not be seeking to fulfil, yet which you make not to be called names and rejected by people better than you.
Years from now, there will be a term #Germanpromise (German promise), which means that when someone repeatedly promises to do something but never really does it and everyone anyway already knows that it's not going to happen. @HVKarpen
2022 brought us new expressions #Germanpromise (German promise) #Germanshame
thank you #Germany (but no thanks) @hy_zrada
2022 brought us new expressions #Germanpromise (German promise) #Germanshame
thank you #Germany (but no thanks) @hy_zrada
by @exileoftza July 7, 2022
Get the german promisemug. 
The act of grabbing somone by the big toe and twisting it violently causing excruciating, unbearable pain.
by AH121 April 8, 2015
Get the German toehogmug. by SilverCurbsideProphet September 27, 2022
Get the German Handjobmug. German dads are good dads. My dad was born in Germany then his family moved into the US. I love my German dad, he can be salty like some germans are sometimes, he got the blue ocean eyes, golden blonde hair, and a perfect smile to make anyone's day. If you have a german father like I do, appreciate that man for all he has gave you.
by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX December 12, 2019
Get the German dadmug. When two gay men have anal sex with a long, hardened fecal log halfway out of the anus, one either penetrating the other with the turd, like an anal strap-on, or the shit alternating between the two partners, penetrating each other. Either way the position of the two is comparable to scissoring between two lesbians.
by BenNetanyahu April 26, 2021
Get the German Popsiclemug. When you’re banging someone in the butt in a Volkswagen and it backfires and the person Shits your dick out.
by Wiiner June 5, 2019
Get the german backfiremug.