gentlemens cockblock

When a guy has given permisson to another guy that he is aloud to cockblock him when he is talking to a fat,unattractive,slampig girl. Mainly happens when you are drunk.

-- At a Party --

Joe-Hey if I get really drunk tonight and start talking to a slampig can you gentlemens cockblock me?
Jesse-Sure!
-- 2 hours later really drunk --
Joe-You are so hot.
Slampig- aww come here!

*about to kiss*
Jesse-*Steps in between them pulls out Joe*
Joe-Thanks

by unger53194 September 19, 2011

Gentleman's Lullaby

Masturbating until one falls asleep.
Using masturbation as a sleep aid.

I couldn't sleep because I was worried about finals so I performed the gentleman's lullaby and nodded right off.

by furter9b October 30, 2011

Gentleman's Tug

A classic masturbatory situation in which you find yourself dressed in your finest suit, top hat and monocle, with member in hand. Additionally you'll have your favorite handkerchief folded perfectly on your right and a bottle of the finest lube on your left. When the moment of climax has been reached, you'll simply release into the handkerchief and exclaim, "that was capital old chap!"

James: On morrow's eve, I'm going to court Martha and afterward I do believe I may release into her bone box.

Rob: Jesus man, and what if Martha gives ya the ol' fimble-famble?

James: Well then good sir, I believe I'll retire to my quarters and give myself a Gentleman's Tug.

by Robolunius Maximus January 28, 2014

Gentlemen's Shower

A shower that consists of copious amounts of cologne, body spray, and/or deodorant without actually showering. The purpose of the gentlemen's shower is to appear as a gentleman, even though you're a filthy slob who can't bother to shower.

John was running late for his interview so he took a gentlemen's shower as to appear as a functional member of society.

by TeoMcDohl December 15, 2014

Gentleman Towel

A cloth or wash rag with a slit cut into the center. A man would then slide his dick into the slit right before ejaculating. During ejaculation, the man would catch the semen with the excess material surrounding the slit.

This device is used for simple cleanup during masterbation or during sexual intercourse.

Can also be used to remove ejaculate from the surface of many items or people(s).

Guy: Man, I have to head home.

Friend: Already? Why are you in such a rush?

Guy: I have to do a load of Gentleman Towel

Friend: Oh shit, your out? Yeah, hurry home.

by agent007ppk May 10, 2014

Gentleman's Splash

A Gentleman's Splash is the chivalrous act of speedily cleansing one's genitals immediately prior to fellatio or cunnilingus, out of consideration of one's partner.

Joe was conscious of smeg build up so decided to conduct a speedy Gentleman's Splash prior to Kelly fellating his glorious penis.

by jfaceman April 28, 2016

Gentlemens wash

When your running late for a night out,and you do not have time for a shower so you stick your penis under the tap and give it a quick frantic rinse on the off chance you get lucky.

Hi Dave did you have time for a shower? No mate I only had time for a gentlemens wash.

by [e-mail] August 24, 2016