gary stiff

the guy that's mixed but people call him white cuz they racist

Friend: Gary Stiff white ain't he.

by Whiteboiiwithglasses February 13, 2019

Gary Banser

a boy with a respectably beautiful mother

Hey look! It’s a Gary Banser such a hot mom

by Seth pubes May 19, 2021

The Gary Brilhante

The act of corn holing a sheep during February 29th Leap year more times than not a carrot is involved

It was the end of February and the young sheep was fooled by The Gary Brilhante.

by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011

Gary Griffith

The real uptown boss.

Gary Griffith so badass he made a man disown his stepchild.

by Buds December 8, 2018

gary numans

Another meaning for a mans testicles, balls, nuts, plum bags, family jewels, minerals,

"I called the woman a bitch and she kicked me in the gary numans."

by Todd Everboat August 23, 2007

Surprise Gary

A Surprise Gary is a move performed during sex when a guy pulls out to try and cum on a girl, but awkwardly fires in a wayward direction while making a creepy face. This typically happens too early, and leaves the girl unsatisfied and disinterested in a second encounter.

"Man, I feel like such a Creeper because I gave Jill a Surprise Gary last week. I keep texting her, but she won't text me back."

by Creeper McGee October 4, 2013

Gary Daniels

Jack Daniels and Diet Coke.

One Gary Daniels on ice down here broski.

by Skippin April 24, 2008