Gilfed

When you find out that you're a brand new grandmother. But you or your son (a daughter would know) didn't even know your grandchild even existed. The baby mama either knew it or didn't know, but the fact remains: you got Gilfed.

Brand New Grandma: I just found out my son has a daughter.

Online (& soon to be Offline) Friend: You just got Gilfed.

by tribeofwriters August 9, 2024

GILF

Grandmother/Grandfather I’d Like to Fuck

Person 1: Bro did you see that guy? He’s a GILF.

by phatlabia37 October 9, 2023

GILF

God I love fentanyl.

Guy one: "You know what GILF means, right?"
Guy two: "Yeah, 'God I Love Fentanyl!.'"

by cockmagic69420 October 20, 2023

Gail Lewis

Gail Lewis is the best walmart employee we have seen in the past 10 years sadly she quit after 10 strong years of catching thieves her prime year was 2016 with 10000 thieves caught she will always be remembered in our hearts.

this is gail lewis 10 years signing off

by oreoos December 13, 2023

GILF

god I love fentanyl

two junkies passing a foil. One word. GILF.

by baloostered January 6, 2024

gailynne

Gailynne is a loyal and honest friend. She might annoy you at times but she will always be there with you to laugh and smile. Sometimes she will bail on plans (for example to the pool). And she tends to fall for many boys (4), and won't stop swooning over them.

I rly gailynned today! I got a 70% on a test and was happy with it.

by Aklam321 November 19, 2023

Gail Lewis

A hall of fame Walmart employee who retired at the top of her game. When she left Walmart 844 (Morris, Illinois) she left as the all time leading bagger.

Derek: Who do you think is the GOAT?
Brandon: Man everybody says MJ from the Bulls or Brady from the Pats, but intellectuals know the real GOAT is Gail Lewis from Walmart 844

by Lecrae116 November 22, 2023