Original Version- A white, obnoxious, male, that listens to disco music. This term was often used in the 70's by people who listened to rock music and thought disco was bad.
Guidos usally hung out with the "girl guidos" which were labbled "Stellas".
The Guidos and Stellas would mostly listen to music that was easy to "hustle" to, such as The Village People or Earth, Wind, Fire.
These Guidos usally wore bright bell bottum pants with bright botton up shirts and platform shoes, with greasy hair.
These guidos died with disco.
Jersey Shore Verison- An Itilan American male, that lives in the New York/New Jersey tri-state area.
This guido spends his days working out at the gym and going spray or bed tanning.
His nights usally consume of wearing tight clothes, greasing his hair up and going clubbing to score chicks, and for some reason thinks he's going to get one.
The guido does these types of activities way up into his late 30's.
This guido usally hangs out with the "girl guido" The Guidette. Who is usally an over tanned, dramtic, slut.
This trend was made famous by the tv show Jersey Shore, which is about 8 guidos and guidettes getting drunk and getting laid.
Hopfully these guidos die with the show.
Guidos usally hung out with the "girl guidos" which were labbled "Stellas".
The Guidos and Stellas would mostly listen to music that was easy to "hustle" to, such as The Village People or Earth, Wind, Fire.
These Guidos usally wore bright bell bottum pants with bright botton up shirts and platform shoes, with greasy hair.
These guidos died with disco.
Jersey Shore Verison- An Itilan American male, that lives in the New York/New Jersey tri-state area.
This guido spends his days working out at the gym and going spray or bed tanning.
His nights usally consume of wearing tight clothes, greasing his hair up and going clubbing to score chicks, and for some reason thinks he's going to get one.
The guido does these types of activities way up into his late 30's.
This guido usally hangs out with the "girl guido" The Guidette. Who is usally an over tanned, dramtic, slut.
This trend was made famous by the tv show Jersey Shore, which is about 8 guidos and guidettes getting drunk and getting laid.
Hopfully these guidos die with the show.
Exmaple 1: "Someone needs to tell these guidos that disco is dead"
Exmaple 2: "That guy is so greasy, he could be one Jersey Shore with the other guidos"
Exmaple 2: "That guy is so greasy, he could be one Jersey Shore with the other guidos"
by Booboobro April 29, 2011
Get the Guido mug.Real guidos are from Westechester, the Bronx (morris park, Fordham), Yonkers, etc. Guidos like to spend their time getting swole at the gym, tanning, and driving around in their whip (usually a black or white bmw, acura, camaro, or cadillac). Clubbing is a huge part of guido culture. Guidos love house music and frolicing and fist pumping at the clubs (Pacha, Surf Club, etc.) A lot of guidos are usually in relationships with their guidette counterpart. Italian girls make the best girlfriends. Many guidos find work at gyms or at family related businesses, such as pizzerias or family restaurants, and of course, at tanning salons (Hollywood tans). Guidos can be some of the most loyal people you will ever meet, just don't double cross them or you'll have bigger prolems to worry about. The guido appearance is very distinct; usually shop at express, armani exchange, ed hardy, tapout, affliction, true religion, lacoste, burberry. Guidos always have nice designer jeans and freshly ironed button downs. Guidos usually wear nike air maxs in either all white or all black, or all white reeboks, air force 1s, puma sneakers, timberland boots. A guido might sport a velour tracksuit. Most wear figaro or mariner chains with either a cross, or an Italian horn. Grooming is very important. They go tanning, get their eyebrows waxed, wear cologne (armani code) and either have a blowout haircut, fohawk, or closely cut hair. Guidos will do anything for their family and friends.
by iTAliANStAlli0N October 22, 2011
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guido party! is a band consisting of two young men originating from Hiroshima, Italy. The band is now located somewhere in the New Jersey area. The band expresses a passionate disliking for "guidos", and "poser guidos" due two they're deadly use of of "Man-Tan" gel, rediculous hair and ammount of gel used, and overall obnoxious and annoying personallities , although portraying themselves non- "guuid-Like" italians. Some Hits include "Albino Fuck from Park", "Future Bus 911", "Kiss From un Guid", "Fabio 666", and "Hawt Hawt Bayeey". Major influences for the band are Seal, Fabio Lanzoni, and George Clooney's glorious chin. Check Them out on Myspace music.
"Guid is just un werd we should naut need"
Some gayfuck guid: "wow guido party! sucks, now i'm gonna go jack off with my hair gel."
Some gayfuck guid: "wow guido party! sucks, now i'm gonna go jack off with my hair gel."
by FabioNude December 30, 2008
Get the guido party! mug.A Guido is an Italian American male who is a complete moron. The Guidos like to screw up the New Jersey shore and disgrace the entier state. They absolutely hate People that are English,Irish,German,Skandanavian, or Slavic.
(which i am English,Irish,German:the Anglosaxon parts of me: and i may be part Skando.)
Guidos often beat up innocent little boys(actual white boys)
Theese Itallians pretend to be white but they are not they are not truly white like me and my friends
Guidos act like black people by listening to rap and burning flags of Anglo-European contries.
unfortuneatly most people like guidos and follow them to death.
The guido virus is high in this world especially because most females of the WHOLE COUNTRY are attracted to them and only them
If you know a paulie or a bernie most likely they spray cologne all over their body and spike their hair and scream the words *muff cabage* out in the air while watching Teresa and Karen and Dainelle fight on the Bravo Channel
The only way to fight the Itallian virus is to burn an Itallian flag raise an Anglosaxon or Skandanavion one and play loud Medolic Death Metal or Heavy Metal
(which i am English,Irish,German:the Anglosaxon parts of me: and i may be part Skando.)
Guidos often beat up innocent little boys(actual white boys)
Theese Itallians pretend to be white but they are not they are not truly white like me and my friends
Guidos act like black people by listening to rap and burning flags of Anglo-European contries.
unfortuneatly most people like guidos and follow them to death.
The guido virus is high in this world especially because most females of the WHOLE COUNTRY are attracted to them and only them
If you know a paulie or a bernie most likely they spray cologne all over their body and spike their hair and scream the words *muff cabage* out in the air while watching Teresa and Karen and Dainelle fight on the Bravo Channel
The only way to fight the Itallian virus is to burn an Itallian flag raise an Anglosaxon or Skandanavion one and play loud Medolic Death Metal or Heavy Metal
Most of the Jersey Shore population
Someone who hates good music and says *muff cabage*
Someone who is burning the flag of Ireland or Germany
is a Guido
Someone who hates good music and says *muff cabage*
Someone who is burning the flag of Ireland or Germany
is a Guido
by Deathmetalfan666 November 21, 2010
Get the Guido mug.A Guido is an Italian American male who is a complete moron. The Guidos like to screw up the New Jersey shore and disgrace the entier state. They absolutely hate People that are English,Irish,German,Skandanavian, or Slavic.
(which i am English,Irish,German:the Anglosaxon parts of me: and i may be part Skando.)
Guidos often beat up innocent little boys(actual white boys)
Theese Itallians pretend to be white but they are not they are not truly white like me and my friends
Guidos act like black people by listening to rap and burning flags of Anglo-European contries.
unfortuneatly most people like guidos and follow them to death.
The guido virus is high in this world especially because most females of the WHOLE COUNTRY are attracted to them and only them
If you know a paulie or a bernie most likely they spray cologne all over their body and spike their hair and scream the words *muff cabage* out in the air while watching Teresa and Karen and Dainelle fight on the Bravo Channel
The only way to fight the Itallian virus is to burn an Itallian flag raise an Anglosaxon or Skandanavion one and play loud Medolic Death Metal or Heavy Metal
(which i am English,Irish,German:the Anglosaxon parts of me: and i may be part Skando.)
Guidos often beat up innocent little boys(actual white boys)
Theese Itallians pretend to be white but they are not they are not truly white like me and my friends
Guidos act like black people by listening to rap and burning flags of Anglo-European contries.
unfortuneatly most people like guidos and follow them to death.
The guido virus is high in this world especially because most females of the WHOLE COUNTRY are attracted to them and only them
If you know a paulie or a bernie most likely they spray cologne all over their body and spike their hair and scream the words *muff cabage* out in the air while watching Teresa and Karen and Dainelle fight on the Bravo Channel
The only way to fight the Itallian virus is to burn an Itallian flag raise an Anglosaxon or Skandanavion one and play loud Medolic Death Metal or Heavy Metal
Most of the Jersey Shore population
Someone who hates good music and says *muff cabage*
Someone who is burning the flag of Ireland or Germany
is a Guido
Someone who hates good music and says *muff cabage*
Someone who is burning the flag of Ireland or Germany
is a Guido
by Deathmetalfan666 November 21, 2010
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