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guestimate

To guestimate is when you have no idea about something, but you don't want to sound like an idiot.
Its a careful combination of guessing what the topic is about and then estimating the correct answer.
Also another thing you could add to this is a statistic, as it makes your answer sound more valid and believable!
Paul: so what do you think of the whole el nino phenomenon?
You: in your head, what the FU*K? Thanks paul!
Now you guestimate

Step one guess... Ok so it sounds kinda mexican, doesn't nino mean grandchild? Ok so its something to do with mexicans, sounds like a dance...
Step two estimate an appropriate answer...every one likes dancing and mexicans make good food so I'm gonna like it.
Make up a statistic... 89% of americans think its a positive movement.
Helpful tip: you could always be wrong so answer briefly and not to in depth!
You: well I feel its a positive movement that's changing the world in a dramatic way, 89% of americans see it in a favorable light!
In your head- BOOM how u like me now paul!
by boomyoulikethat November 14, 2011
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Guesstimate

A word that teachers and old ladies use to sound annoying, even though it literally means the same thing as estimate.
Student: Can you show me how to solve this equation?

Teacher: Sure! You start with a little guesstimate, and th-

Student: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
by GotAFuckingUsername September 7, 2015
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guesting

When you are at a wedding and two guests from the wedding(or people who happen to be there) hook up during the ceremony
In 27 Dresses Kevin and Jane make-out at another girls wedding.

Hannah: So, how was your wedding?
Serena: There was some guesting going on at the same time as my kiss with John. That bitch and her idiot bf ruined my wedding!
by sourpatch900 March 25, 2009
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Jamaican Guesthouse

A Jamaican Guesthouse is the act of "titty fucking" a chick backwards so your asshole is rubbing her face.
"It isn't that I mind you cheated on me..But why did let him give you a Jamaican Guesthouse?"
by N1kolai July 31, 2009
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tyler guest

The wwe champion(tyler guest),From halifax nova scotia,lives in sheldrake lake,goes to five bridges juniour high school,and has blonde hair and is 5.9 feet.
by wow14 December 6, 2006
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Guss

Guss means Dick
Eat My Guss
Suck my Guss
I'll bend you over and fuck you with my Guss
by Jesus Christ our saviour August 29, 2017
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House Guest

One leaves one's shit (or someone / something else's) in the reservoir of the toilet. The owner will smell it for some time before finding the floating crap, if ever found.
When we went to that guy's party he was a total jerk, so I left him a house guest.
by drocto September 13, 2006
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