Godfathered

Upon waking, you find that someone has shat in your bed. But, you woke-up alone.

Oh my god! I've been godfathered!

by blanket bunny November 6, 2013

goldfish the game

goldfish- the card game when you play with a partner and ask them for a specific type of card so you can make a pair and win the game by haing no cards left. When your partner doesnt have the card your looking for then they say goldfish and have to pick from the deck!

heres an example of goldfish the game;
Bill: 7 of spades?
Richard: GOLDFISH!
Bill: ugh richard! your definetly going to win this. you know wht? I FORFIT!!!!!!!!

by Pinkfish224224 April 20, 2014

Godfather

A member of a group that represents the group by drinking whenever called upon, coming to the aid of the group as often as possible and slaying as much as poon on a weekly basis as you can

He may not be the best looking but he's definitely that squad's godfather.

by Supreme2626 July 6, 2016

Goldfish hot pocket

The act of chewing goldfish then spitting it into to woman's vagina then Fucking the hell out of her

Yeah dude I did the goldfish hot pocket to McKenzie last night

by Phoenix thompson January 20, 2017

Goldfish

A fish that dies down the toilet every second.

Daddy where did my goldfish go?

by Urban_Legend_23 March 12, 2017

Goldfish

Comenly used as a nick name for a really cute boy who has the brightness and most beautiful blue eyes and the cutest smile in the world. He is the tastiest snack around he’s... “the snack that smiles back, goldfish.”

“Goldfish is the best lookin snack around “

by Common_nobody November 26, 2018

Gomd

Gag on my dick please!!!!

Can u please gomd ?

by Geekedoutmamind January 18, 2022