fucktard 

A slang term combining the words "fuck" and "retard". It is used when a person commits an act of unbelievable stupidity.

"Hey, did you hear? Tony's mom caught him jacking off to pedophile/bondage/rape/scat/golden shower hentai!"

"God, he is such a fucktard."

fucktard by Dick Longley December 2, 2003

fucktardian 

A permanent resident living in the 78753 and 78758 zip codes in Austin, TX

Any ramdom crackhead or any under/over medicated person living in the Rundberg Ln. area of Austin, TX. "That fucktardian just fell over, he's so drunk"

fucktardian by disturbd85 March 4, 2009

fucktard 

An asshole who is such a douche that he has exhausted the term "retard" and must now be called "fucktard".

Hey fucktard stop fuckign poking me before I sodomize you with a lamp-post!

fucktard by Scoreboard August 7, 2006

fucktard 

A stronger insult than "retard," and slightly more vulgar. This phrase can be used to refer to individuals or objects of concern in a vulgar manner. It is a shortened form of Fucking Retard often used on the internet.
See Fucktarded

That fucktard stole my bike!

fucktard by Justforyou. April 23, 2005

Fucktard 

Another more exciting word for insulting people such as retard, stupid, and dumbass

Kayla: I love cheese
Amber: your such a Fucktard

Fucktard by **A-m-A-n-D-a** June 8, 2005

Fucktard 

The shortened way to say "fucking retard". Someone who is a complete, well...retard. Used to describe idiots of all varieties, including but not limited to: Myspace whores, every boss you've ever had, your parents, The Jonas Bothers, people who never leave the /b/ forum, and Mrs.Pacman.

My uncle ran into the screen door once, he looked like a fucktard.

Some girl: Can you believe he asked me out again?
Some girl's friend: After cheating on you? What an idiot.
Some girl: I know, what a fucktard.

Fucktard by frogy8thefly May 6, 2009

fucktardery

the highest level of bullshit, the ultimate clusterfuck, and something that truly goes beyond all rhyme, reason, definition of sanity, logic, rationality, or anything that remotely resembles functionality

Why is the President Elect nearly getting us killed with his Twitter account?

I don't fucking know. It's complete fucktardery.

fucktardery by Letterstogestapo December 8, 2016