father of wesley

A "father of wesley" is when an abusive father,probably named trey, paralyzes your biological father and freeze him in a block of ice. then your fake father(trey)chases after you in a huge redneck truck and makes you wallow around in the mud while video taping you. and only lets you see your real father in his ice block on wednesdays.

"Gaylor Times is such a father of wesley"

by wes master wesley April 3, 2008

Father Butt Dart

A priest, oftentimes Catholic, who has repeatedly inserted his penis into an altar boy's asshole. He has been accused multiple times, and moved to other churches in order for the Catholics to maintain their holier-than-thou attitude.

Father Butt Dart is a pedophile, not to be confused with a homosexual. The upper age limit is about 12.

Did you hear what Cardinal Law said about Father Butt Dart when he was finally called out in public? He said God only chooses special young people to have "that kind of a relationship with a priest".... The higher-ups sure do protect Father Butt Dart.

by Truth Hurts Sometimes March 21, 2011

Father

A more detatched way of saying "dad." If you have a bad relationship with your dad, you refer to them as father... unless you're rich and pretentious, then you use father on a daily basis.

Me: My father nagged me again about my future.

by It's Me, Bitch June 6, 2017

father

The person who works their ass off for annoying pieces of shit he calls kids. The person who raised them to be the people who they are now. The seeds love and appreciate him for everything

My father is the best

by pineapple_killer August 19, 2017

Father's Day

A day to recognize your husband or father screaming at their kids every sports game, eating all the snacks in the pantry, staying in the office all day, and snoring(shaking the whole house).

Woops, tomorrow is Father's day. Looks like I'll just get him a grill or a basketball or some manly spices.

by Yeet2005 June 17, 2018

Father

Non existent.

Kid: where’s my father

Mom: gone

Kid:where

Mom:...

by Oof I gotta do a shit November 10, 2019

stud-father

An older manish lesbian that younger lesbians look up to like an uncle or father figure.

Georgia my stud-father gave me advice on how to be a good lover.

by car_luvn_chick February 26, 2009