lake forest park

the most ridiculous excuse for a town ever known to man kind. full of rich preppy kids and the "longboard crews". next to beautiful lake washington, but you can't go there unless you have a membership to one of the two beach clubs. the most interesting thing to do is to go to the town center where you can find most of the student population of kellogg middle school.

"hey, let's go to lake forest park"

"why the hell would we do that?"

by emilija & caity August 21, 2008

green forest

ass-fuckville. pity the fool who lives here. place where idiots go when eureka is full.

That fag over there must like it up the ass because he lives in Green Forest

by Peach October 16, 2003

scandanavian forest fire

When you use WD-40 or some other sort of flamable lubricant for anal lube and when you about to come in her ass pull out, light on fire, if done correctly a flaming mass will shoot from your penis onto her ass, lighting her ass hairs on fire

All done while listening to scandanaviaan death metal

Aww last night i was with that chick an i fuckin gave her a scandanavian forest fire,

Rock on dood

*Headbanging*

by poop shoot glory May 31, 2007

dick forest

Same thing as a sausage fest.

Sausage fest = dick forest

by Chebis Silons June 11, 2006

urban forest

an oxymoron.

While "urban" refers to a densely developed area, the very definition of "forest" refers to an area that is undeveloped.

While Wikipedia describes the Jefferson Memorial Forest as "the largest urban forest in the United States" it should be worth mentioning that the area it covers is surrounded by open country (mostly hilly).

by Miskatonic Jack 2 December 11, 2006

Black forest cherry surprise

When a man anally piledrives a menstruating woman (preferably with a huge bush), shits in his hand (preferably behind his back so she doesn't see it coming), then smears the feces onto her bloody vagina and yells "SURPRISE!"

For their 35th wedding anniversary, Harold gave Eleanor something extra special; a black forest cherry surprise.

by luckypork May 29, 2011

forest foreplay

fooling around with people (of other gender) in the dark woods.
see Big Red
" C.W.

i got me some booty during a game of hide-n-seek while camping, its called forest foreplay.

by Nympho ciacchi January 14, 2004