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Waldo Florida

A wonderful place where your water bill is 3x the normal amount. You have to lock up your valuables in fear that it will get stolen by crack heads. Yes, We have a lake. Are there supposed to be fish in lakes? The city itself is only about a mile an a half long. With a two gas stations conveniently located across from each other. (Some prefer BP because they understand everything you say.) Also, if you're looking for somewhere to live a private and peacful life, we suggest moving somewhere else because Waldonians are very nosy and like to get it in everyone else's business.
Waldo Florida is a very small city in the state of Florida.
by waldonian352 May 12, 2017
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[FT.Drum Florida]

Just north of Okeechobee A outlaw, one horse, cowboy, redneck small town, were all there is a general store and a country kitchen and cows out number people. The biggest plot of land is a place called Bullhead Ranch (little heaven on earth) which is owned by two kids who live in a trailer and bunch cows and scrap metal for a living. There is good hunting for hog, alligator, dove, and turkey. If you wanna see real rednecks of Florida go to "FT.Drum Florida".
by banditdipper180 October 17, 2011
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Boots in Florida

Something that only ratchet ass hoes do it ain't cold here fool
" why the hell that girl wearing boots in Florida?" "I don't know she's just ratchet"
by Artifical_sweetness June 16, 2013
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8805 Alton Av. Jacksonville, Florida

schizophrenics headquarters
"Hey whats the big deal with 8805 Alton Av. Jacksonville, Florida?"

"It's where the Oddkast Magic happens."
by NiggerMauler23 March 19, 2022
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Trinity, Florida

Trinity

Officially named to separate itself from surrounding New Port Richey. Trinity has come a long way and is still growing. The MEDIAN annual family income within a mile and half radius is a little under $100,000. The MEDIAN income within 2 to 3 mile radius is around $85,000-75,000.

The neighborhoods consist of Trinity Oaks, Trinity, Fox Hollow, Champions Club, Thousand Oaks, Thousand Oaks East, Wyndtree, Chelsea Place, Heritage Springs, The Sabals, Trinity West. New neighborhoods are mapped out to start building, but will start when the economy picks up again.

Home prices range from $250,000 to over 2 million dollars. The MEDIAN home value in Trinity is around $450,000.

The high school serving Trinity students is J.W. Mitchell High School. A new high school will be built in Holiday, this will keep J.W. Mitchell strictly for Trinity residents because of it's growing population. Seven Springs Middle school is for the younger student population in Trinity.

Trinity consists of many retail shops, luxury restaurants and many spas to enjoy alone time. Trinity also is surrounded by many golf courses so the residents can enjoy a round whenever they choose. The new Trinity Town Center is being built, even though it was predicted to be done in 2008, the economy has its building process slowing down. It should be done within the next year. The Town Center will consist of luxury retail shops, luxury restaurants, Doctors offices, Daycare, Law firms, etc.

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The average cars you see within the Trinity area are Mercedes, BMW's, Cadillac's, Porche's, Honda's, Land Rover's, Pick-up trucks, Hummer's, Lexus's, Toyota's.

Once in awhile you will witness some super elite cars such as Bentley's, Ferrari's, Aston Martin's, Mercedes SL500's, Audi R8's, Rolls Royce.

Trinity is growing to be one of the biggest cities within Pasco County. It's considered to be a beautiful and luxurious place to live, miles from Tampa and from beaches.
"So this is Trinity, Florida..it's nice"

"Are you one of those Trinity, Florida people?"

"Trinity, Florida people are stuck up"
by JF70 May 5, 2009
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florida

A good place to live. Some places are bad but it's the same in every state.

The weather is usually just sun and rain. Hurricanes, tornadoes, and lightning are usually what you have to worry about from early summer through early fall. It gets cold, but definitely not as cold as what others in the US are used to. It snowed decades ago, and when it did, it was less than an inch and gone by sun rise.

Also, the majority of its bad drivers are teens and seniors, which is unfortunate since if you're a good driver, you'll probably be blamed for their mess.

Its education system is terrible, but some schools are great.
Florida = Russian Roulette when finding a good place to live.
by Floridian23 August 6, 2007
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FloriDUMB

It has got to be the worst state in the United States. It's shaped like a crocked penis, is home to the most rudest people and landlords, and also its full of sex offenders and its the state where most serial killers flee to.
Two guys from Ohio.

Trevor: Hey dude so are we traveling to California or Florida?
Matthew: Are you Crazy? Florida? more like FloriDUMB since its a knockoff state of California. Let's go to California.
Trevor: LOL alright.
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