fish hat

The female equivalent of a tea bag. When a girl lowers her genitals onto the forehead, or top of head, of an unsuspecting victim.

Dude #1 - "Lauren passes out by 10 o'clock at EVERY party."
Dude #2 - "It's all good, Melissa just gave her a fish hat. When she finds a diamond shaped hickey on her forehead tomorrow morning, she'll learn her lesson."

by RtotheJtotheT December 26, 2011

Mask-fish

A person who appears attractive while their mask is on, but is unattractive as soon as they take it off. Root: catfish

I was feeling this dude, but then he took off his mask and he was a total mask-fish

by The.dogtor March 23, 2021

Couch Fishing

A game created by Beavis and Butthead. You dig random items out of your couch, attach them to a fishing rod and hook, and toss the baited hook out of the closest window to the couch and wait for animals/people to grab the item, then reel 'em in.

Hey Beavis, let's go couch fishing..

by coalnine August 28, 2009

Banana Fish

this shit hurts.

I watched Banana Fish and now everything hurts.

by mal___ November 29, 2020

fish dicking

Ignoring all personal responsibilities to play with your fish tank.

Honey, quit fish dicking around and take out the trash.

by MS111 December 17, 2016

fish skin

the 1920's name for a condom.

"Honey can you put on a fish skin? I don't want Junior quite yet.

by qtipbob April 26, 2009

Lazy Fish

Imagine a world were as funny as this translated Spanish nugget of knowledge pun. As used in the following joke, what did the lazy fish do, nothing, or swims.

Guy: What did the Lazy Fish do?
Other Guy: Wut?
Guy: Nothing, or swims!
Bystander: Wow that was so funny hahahahahaaa
Other Bystander: This is incredibly punny hahahahahahaahahahaa
Other Other Bystander: I agree that was very funny ha.

by Echo_ December 10, 2018