Fetus Licker

a person who licks fucking fetuses.

mike: you know that fetus over there.
andy: yeah, i fucking licked it
mike: wow, your such a fetus licker

by pidgeonmaster69 November 26, 2019

defeatus the fetus

killing a pregnant woman with the sole purpose of getting rid of the baby. fuck having something against the woman, the baby has to go.

person a: "say a ship was sinking and you could only save one person, a veteran nurse or a pregnant woman"
person b: "the pregnant bitch"
person a: "why?"
person b: "defeatus the fetus"

by random_pretzel February 20, 2024

yannis fetus

A Grindcore band influence by the beautifull mind of Yanni.

Hey man, I just picked up the new Yanni's Fetus album

by spurr November 23, 2004

fetus wentz

The pre-birth slang term for the thing growing inside Ashlee Simpson/Wentz. Often used (and parodied) by fobr boardies.

I wonder when Fetus Wentz will actually get BORN.

by F Wentz March 18, 2009

Fetus

the object your uncle kleetus smacks.

Watch out uncle kleetus is coming for your fetus

by DaDankMeme March 14, 2020

fetus

a type of bean

Negus fetus deletus

by ThePikaJuker January 30, 2019

fetus control

fetus control is an act of which after ejaculating deep into the woman's vagina you then take your fist and uppercut her in the uterus opening up your arms and squeezing as hard as you can making sure to completely destroy her eggs in the process to avoid pregnancy

Joe: dude how did you go with Julia
max: it went well we went to my place but I had to perform fetus control to make sure she won't get pregnant

by shiokarai December 14, 2019