Alternative Facts

Don't be so overly dramatic about it, Chuck. You're saying it's a falsehood, and our press secretary, Sean Spicer, gave alternative facts to that.

by СукаБлять February 3, 2017

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guiness farts

Horrible farts that jono does after drinking this vile, black oil.These are the worst farts known to man.

Fuck jono, why'd you have to go and do that?

by TTZM July 10, 2004

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Fants

Fat pants. The comfy pants or outfit you put on after a long day right before you sit on the couch for hours eating mass amount of chocolate and watching bad TV.

I've had the worst day ever. I just want to go home, put on my fants and do nothing!

by FantsLover August 18, 2008

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fartstipated

1.when you have to fart but i wont come out.

gosh jessica im so fartstipated today.

by 1023654 February 23, 2009

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Stephan facts

When someone thinks they know everything and provide everyone with facts on a certain subject. Virtually a walking Wikipedia. Usually about 40% of the information is correct.

Oh gosh, here comes the Stephan facts.

by nerdling June 9, 2011

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This phrase is used after a list of true statements is given. Especially if the information is crucial, new, or game-changing or revelations are revealed. The speaker must be confident and speaks authoritatively.

(Do not confuse with Big Fags, enunciation is essential)

"Don't question my street status. I grew up East side Atlanta. Zone 6. I was raised in the streets. Been trappin. Been outside the corner store. I'm good on any MLK boulevard. Big Facts!

by Baby Ben Dover October 16, 2020

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