fappetite

The urge to fap or masturbate

When i saw my mom in that porno, It killed my Fappetite

by The_ginger February 28, 2011

Fapple

the act of masterbating into a snapple bottle.

Young Billy was forced to fapple when he realized that he was all out of tissues and time.

by AngryPlatypus July 14, 2016

fapple

When one faps so hard that their penis resembles an apple as a result of the bruising and swelling...

Oh shit dude, I've got such a fapple right now.

by xemness June 24, 2010

away fapping video

A video where you masturbate that you make for someone when you are away from them.

Like if your boyfriend wants a video of you masturbating if your on a business trip of you go up to visit your parents.

-Boyfriend- Hey babe, can you make me a "wink wink" video so I can feel better while you're away?
- Girlfriend- you mean an away fapping video???
-boyfriend- Yes, yes I do.
-Girlfiend- ok fine, I wil email it to you before I go to sleep.
-Boyfriend= Fuck yeah seaking

by Ghostroses July 30, 2009

The Fappening

On September 31st, 2014, several Hollywood actresses' nude photos were put on 4chan's /b/ board. The ensuing amount of material made for a great Labor Day weekend.

Where were you when The Fappening happened?

by Neuromanticore September 1, 2014

Fapped eyes on

A sexual derivative of 'clapped eyes on' meaning to see someone attractive and immediately think about fapping/schlicking over them.

Example 1
Craig: I knew Mandy was the one for me the first time I fapped eyes on her.

Example 2
I just fapped eyes on the new girl at the gym, I know what I'm doing later...

by Bartholomew Swank April 23, 2013

E-fapper

To boast about oneself or ones succeses on the internet. Can also mean to excessively discuss something to a level of detail which comes across as condescending, constantly pointing out how superior one is in terms of knowledge, moral standpoints and so on. Usually these people need to have the last word in a discussion for example on Facebook.

"Yo man remember that DJ kid we saw the other day on tumbler, his profile all about promoting himself to fuck and no other blog posts besides that?"
"Sure what about him?"
"I posted a pix of a dude with a huge penis on his blog, maybe he realizes that way what a big e-fapper he is".

" Geez, Martin is such an e-fapper, he always has some sort of avantgarde opinion on everything or his comment is so smartass that it kills the whole Facebook thread."

by Kski August 10, 2014