A really hilarious website where you can view screenshots (some seem genuine, some are likely spoofs) of ridiculously stupid facebook status updates, comments, pictures, and newsfeeds.
by MissyQBee February 8, 2010
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by UndergroundInsomniac July 24, 2009
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similar to suck at life, but substantially worse.
1. to fail at every attempt to contribute too society, any attempts at talent, and often any attempt to breathe.
2. a phrase used when someone does something terribly wrong that frustrates another.
1. to fail at every attempt to contribute too society, any attempts at talent, and often any attempt to breathe.
2. a phrase used when someone does something terribly wrong that frustrates another.
by anonymous March 20, 2005
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Hailey -censored-:oh dear lord...
Kylan -censored-:What's the matter?
Hailey -censored-:Well, i just found out that my boyfriend is THIRTEEN.
Kylan -censored-:What!
Hailey -censored-:Yeah. Holy hell.
Mckenzie -censored-:Whoa...
Hailey -censored-:oh dear lord...
Kylan -censored-:What's the matter?
Hailey -censored-:Well, i just found out that my boyfriend is THIRTEEN.
Kylan -censored-:What!
Hailey -censored-:Yeah. Holy hell.
Mckenzie -censored-:Whoa...
by Too Much Toast June 22, 2010
Get the Failbook mug.Points that are awarded to a person the generally fails at life. If the person does something that is done correctly or accomplishes a task without hurting them self and the task is done like a normal person, then Anti-Fail Points will be rewarded. Once a person has earned enough Anti-Fail Points, they will be considered a normal non-failing person. (That will be determined by the normal people.)
Justin: Good job, Nick!
Nick: Now do I have enough Anti-Fail Points to not be considered a failure?
Justin: No, Nick. Keep working on it and maybe one day you will!
Nick: Now do I have enough Anti-Fail Points to not be considered a failure?
Justin: No, Nick. Keep working on it and maybe one day you will!
by Cody R... August 3, 2010
Get the Anti-Fail Points mug.The epic disappointment felt when you feel the urge to sneeze and it doesn't happen. Especially annoying when someone says "bless you" when you're making the I-have-to-sneeze face and then you can't sneeze.
by abakerchick September 22, 2012
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Usually said by lame high school underclassmen who haven't realized that it's not a cool thing to say, and in turn look like complete idiots to anyone who happened to hear them.
Usually said by lame high school underclassmen who haven't realized that it's not a cool thing to say, and in turn look like complete idiots to anyone who happened to hear them.
Bill: Hey Steve, can I borrow your calculator?
Steve: Oh sure. *attempts to hand Bill his calculator, but accidentally drops it*
Bill: EPIC FAIL!
Steve: Oh sorry, I thought you were cool. No, you can't borrow my calculator.
Jim: And I don't want to be friends with you anymore.
Steve: Oh sure. *attempts to hand Bill his calculator, but accidentally drops it*
Bill: EPIC FAIL!
Steve: Oh sorry, I thought you were cool. No, you can't borrow my calculator.
Jim: And I don't want to be friends with you anymore.
by levia December 5, 2009
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