fone

fone-> fresh off the NEWB express!
Can be used as a verb or a noun.

--I was playing UT and my team was losing cuz of me so i said
SORRY- IM A FONE!

--WTF WAS THAT BADNESS? That guys obviously a FONE.

by SGP3213 January 11, 2008

font whore

A person who uses an excessive variety of font styles in a document or web page, including bold, italics, pitch, faces, and color. They usually think it adds interest and variety to the page or document; most readers typically find it distracting and "busy".

That web page really hurt my eyes; the font whore who designed it really went too far.

by wzk April 12, 2006

Fong

N. To kick the crap out of.

Taken from the movie, "A Knight's Tale", where they seem to use that word a lot. Especially Watt. And Chaucer.

"I'll fong you in the arse!"

by FlyFlySoul May 20, 2009

fontucky

City in Southern CA, actually called Fontana. Outdated term used to desribe the amount of rednecks who used to live there. Fontana is currently called North Mexico, due to the large number of mexicans who now live there.

I wish all the rednecks still lived in Fontucky.

by Doug Johnson April 27, 2004

fongool

Italian-Americanised mispronunciation of the phrase "Va'a fare in culo" (literally "go do it in the ass") often shortened to "vaffanculo", or just "fongool".

Elvis, Elvis, let me be!
Keep that pelvis far from me!
Just keep your cool
Now you’re starting to drool
Hey fongool, I'm Sandra Dee!
(Rizzo, from the musical Grease)

by cj2005 November 13, 2005

A Fonzi

A old time greaser.
An over the hill hood.

Hey, check out the old guy, he's a fonzi.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 17, 2008

fonejacker

One man who seizes control of a telephone conversation by farce esp. to divert it from reason and logic.

fonejacker: Are cats flammible?

Man: Er.....yes, very I think.

Fonejacker: Excellent.

by pompey777 September 22, 2007