Bitch Flex

Bitch Flex

(verb)

Have you ever met one of those guys, you know, the one who sends you a text message when he should have called. One who avoids confrontation by suddenly having to work all weekend or disappears like the polkaroo. One who pretends his phone battery dies when you are having a particularly heated conversation. Or how about the guy you catch cheating and he tells you that he thought, despite the fact that you were sleeping together that he thought you were just friends. Now that's a bitch flex.

"Can you believe the nerve of that guy, not even having the balls to call me back after I confronted him about his so called girlfriend?"

"Girl, that's a bitch flex."

"I know, right?"

by Mishee Shan July 25, 2009

e-flex

The art of convincing people over the internet how cool you are. E-flexing is mostly done by E-tards and hobo's with broadband.

Dude, I'm gonna e-flex you so bad, I would so kick your ass! And I'm certain about it even though I've never saw you, also its good that I will never see you, as it would most probably mean I'd get my fat nerdy ass kicked.

by Tudor Hansson April 22, 2006

No flex November

During No Flex November, one is not allowed to flex in any way, both physically and mentally, including muscles, money earned, grades and sexual contact. No Flex November is often completed alongside with No Nut November, and after completing these 2 challenges you will gain mental advantage over your enemies, and physicall strenght out of this world.

Chris: Aye bro, you wanna do the No Flex November challenge?

Seb: Nah man I'm already doing the no fap challenge.
Chris: Bro we're gonna become gods!
Seb: Hell ye!

by zkrash November 1, 2018

No Flex Zone

Slang; Usually a party, but sometimes any place where one doesn't have to compete for women. The girls already like the guy and there aren't any other men there who aren't good friends, therefore, one doesn't have to flex to woo the women. The term was coined by the Ear Drummas with their song of the same name.

Whattup bro, I got like five hoes here and me, it's a straight no flex zone, so just throw on some clean clothes and come quick, we can probably gangbang 'em all.

by phantomvii June 7, 2015

Hit em with da flex

to satisfy a women in the bed room.

niggy d hit em with da flex and that girl kept beggin for some more.

by peter pan4564 June 16, 2010

Blow Flex

Getting a blow-job while you are benching large amounts of weight. Considered the holy grail of blow jobs. You get huge while getting hige.

A blow flex is where you go into a closet with a girl and she starts to pull your pants down. You looks for someplace to sit and you see a bench. As she starts sucking, you start benching, thus a blow flex.

by Supa Psych Mike June 19, 2010

Biff Master Flex

n: a person who falls hard ALL the time. The greatest master of all biffs known to man kind. Someone that falls so hard that it even makes you feel the pain.

see also: biff,biffs,biffed

Devon: HAH! Did you see Howard biff when he did that triple flip kick for the hacky sac?

Damien: yeah what a fucking kid eh? He does those tricks all the time and ALWAYS falls.

Christine: Yeah he fucking biffed sooooooo hard... We should call him Biff Master Flex.

by ae123456 January 15, 2009