fat ass cort

a huge boy who is very pussy whipped and loves weiner in his mouth

hey look its fat ass cort

by fartin barton May 2, 2010

Fatassistani

The person who is WAY overweight. You might use this instead of fatty. It's a take on being Pakistani or Afghanistani.

Oh my gosh Becky! It's a Fatassistani! Some one should tell her... polka dots are not in this season for whale hunting.

by NiaPet December 5, 2007

flatass

like fatass, but with super flat people

person a: which person in here haz the biggest boobs
person b: me ofc

person c: no fuck u ur flat af
person a: stfu flatass

by aarghh c coom arghh September 30, 2020

Slamuel Fatams

When you must be intoxicated to paticipate in sexual activites with another being

Kyle: You tryin to get with that girl over there?
Matt: Fuck no! She's way to fat for me.
Kyle: Drink some Slamuel Fatams and you'll be fuckin fat bitches all night.
Mike: I bet she has alot mad dingleberries mayne

by TeeTay July 23, 2011

fahtass

1) A person who is very large in circumference, or has a higher than average % of body fat. See fat ass tub of lard obese. The term generaly used in IM conversations and is spelled with an H to give importance to the a, and makes the reader pernounce it differently.

Person 1: eeewww, look at that Rosie O'donnel

Person 2: Yeah, she's a real fahtass

by takethisliv May 5, 2006

Fatastic

The buzz you get from taking diet pills. It almost makes being fat fun.

I was fatastic today the way I was zooming around the house cleaning, like a plus size tornado. I don't know if I lost any weight, but I feel so great I almost don't care.

by MadamexXx March 3, 2009

gastric fat-ass surgery

(n.) slang of 'gastric bypass surgery' all too commonly seen now in today's headlines. Al Roker of the Today Show and former Arkansas governor and devoutly religious nut Mike Huckabee both had surgery to remove a section of their stomachs and staple the rest shut.

For people who want their quick fix without actually earning the body they want to live in for the rest of their lives.

Huckabee can walk upright again now thanks to his gastric fat-ass surgery back around 2000.

I couldn't even tell Roker had gastric fat-ass surgery, I never saw him before.

I may be overweight but there's non way i'd consider gastric fat-ass surgery, I'll work it off the old-fashioned way.

by phillydrifter April 12, 2011