D.I.L.F.

We all know guys love M.I.L.F.'s, Moms I'd Like To F**K. So now girls can use this, Dads I'd Like To F**K.

While picking up my brother from track practice, I spotted one sexy D.I.L.F. dropping off his daughter.

by Devil? April 23, 2009

F.O.R.D.

1)Flipped Over Russian Dune Buggy
2)Factory Ordered Road Disaster
3)Failure Of Research & Development

There's always more F.O.R.D.'s in the junkyard than any other car

by Bill S. June 14, 2007

i.d.g.a.f

acronym for i dont give a fuck, i dont giva fut, or any combination of not giving a fuck-ness, great to yell out in a crowd, "I DONT GIVA FUCK!"

someone asked me what i thought about global warming
i said i.d.g.a.f gtfo my face bitch

by DJslayer66 October 1, 2008

D.I.L.F

Dad I'd Like to Fuck

Sara: Wow, He's 42????
Meg: yeah, he's a total D.I.L.F

by Gizzo June 21, 2006

D.G.A.F

Abbreviations Meaning Dont give a fuck, my friend steve has it tatoo'd on his lip

"Oh u see jonny today, Yeah he D.G.A.F"

by Rockstarenergydrink April 10, 2008

F.O.R.D

Ford.
Favorite of redneck drivers.

F.O.R.D , Hey is that Chevy over there the new truck Cletus bought? No the Ford with the smoke stacks that's on jack stands is his. Cletus loves Ford he would never buy another brand of truck. So As soon as the engine is rebuit will he will finally be able to drive it?

by Keithie bag of lug nuts. May 28, 2019

D.I.A.F

Die in a Fire, to die by fire, deadly fire or fires. Explosions killing others.

i got hit with a fireball and died in a fire(d.i.a.f.).

by TeccaBest May 1, 2006