Ex wife: the gold digging whore you share custody of your kids with and owns all your stuff. Primary reason you sleep on a fouton above a Seven-Eleven.
by Grant Rampus July 5, 2016
Get the Ex wifemug. 
A self absorbed, selfish wondercunt whose sole purpose in life is to now ensure you don't have any future relationship with your kids whilst maintaining absolute self assuredness that you were the reason for her downfall and that you should burn in the depths of hell, but in most instances should still be 'helping' her out when required.
It's been 12 months and I'm still receiving your post and CCJ's for your fcuked up business linked to our house... your my ex-girlfriend sort your shit out bitch!!!
by Dadmisseshisons2708 September 3, 2018
Get the Ex-Girlfriendmug. by Grunkle Stan September 7, 2016
Get the ex-wifemug. 1:I used to be good friends with Niko,but we are ex-friends now because he was talking bad about me,and he said that I suck.
2:Lorenzo was a very good friend of mine until we became ex-friends because he doesn't talk to me when I was talking to him,and he was running away from me when I was trying to hang out with him.
2:Lorenzo was a very good friend of mine until we became ex-friends because he doesn't talk to me when I was talking to him,and he was running away from me when I was trying to hang out with him.
by LL6000 May 22, 2016
Get the ex-friendmug. When someone reminds you of your ex or you think someone could potentially become an ex and won't even give that someone a chance.
Friend: "You should ask him out."
Me: "Nah, he reminds me of my ex."
Friend: "So, he's ex-zoned?"
Me: "Yep."
Me: "Nah, he reminds me of my ex."
Friend: "So, he's ex-zoned?"
Me: "Yep."
by Hyacinthus July 11, 2022
Get the Ex-zonemug.