auto MOJO envy

usually occurs when your on your way to work our something not so exciting, and

youre in your car by yourself, and on the road next to you is a car full of

people with the windows down and the music up and they look like theyre having

such a bitchin time, and you suddenly get quite envious and wish you could be

them instead.
(over texting)

"i so am not jazzed about working today."

"serious? you were super pumped a minute ago."

"yeah...i caught a sudden case of stage 3 auto MOJO envy :/"
by holymoleydood December 31, 2009
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penis envy

Perhaps the reason a friend of mine is being such an asshole towards me.
"Heh! That guy has penis envy I can tell!"
-me after being harassed by some jerkoff
by Dave January 15, 2004
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weiner envy

when some one else is doing your girl
ron has weiner envy because bob is screwing his girl
by weaselman18 August 22, 2011
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I envy you

A term for someone, accepting his/her jealousy.
Guy 1: OMG!!!!! I ENVY YOU, DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Much obliged...
by Karma will get you! February 19, 2022
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benz envy

Condition suffered by {bimmer} drivers.
by Benzer March 22, 2007
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White girl envy

When women of color ( mostly black women) are jealous that they will never be white women. It is often seen with women of color who thirst after white men and get angry when white men date white women or complain when men thirst after white women.
Shaniqua: Why do men always date white girls? They are flavorless and basic .
shentaetae: Why does harry styles date skinny white girls? they are overhyped and all ugly

In this contest they are exhibiting white girl envy
by Basedinternettroll October 09, 2021
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first-time envy

the mild jealousy you feel when someone is experiencing for the first time something you love
"Maura has never read/watched Harry Potter, and she's just now starting Book One...ughhh #firsttimeenvy"

"George was really excited to introduce me to that album; I could tell he was feeling first-time envy."
by flimsyB August 15, 2012
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