serious emotional trauma

What you get after you walk in on your parents "doing it"

I had serious emotional trauma after I got home from the party and walked into the house, and saw my parents doing it.

by scarred for life June 24, 2003

Emotionap

Being too emotional, that eventually as a result, you fall asleep.

Ahmad: "Hey man why are your eyes so puffy?"

Naim: "bro i was so emotionap last night"

by Strikaboy July 17, 2013

Emotionally retarded

Someone who is unable to u derstand the emotions or others, or know how to respond to another person in an emotional situation.

Wife: “dinner is ready”
Husband “oh about that...here’s a picture of the cat” (emotionally retarded)

by Ben in the den July 2, 2018

Emotional Labor

A feminist notion that emotions are somehow hard work, and that they should be financially compensated for them. Men don't seem to have a problem being nice to people, and are rightfully perplexed when women use this term.

Given the amount of emotions a normal woman has every few minutes, about virtually everything, emotional labor seems to be an oxymoron.

"Omg, Brad's such a bad manager, he doesn't recognize all the emotional labor I put in, trying to be nice to customers all the time!"

by AntiSuffragette October 11, 2018

emotional chiropractor

A professional who specializes in a system of therapy that involves treating the patient, often suffering from a personality disorder, with a dose of common-sensical advice aimed at adjusting said character flaws. This is usually done by questioning their motivations and career/financial goals while refraining from practicing negative reinforcement or punishment. Most patients resist and therefore continue down their current destructive path. Coined by Superfan Giovanni Giorgio on the Adam Carolla Show(1/17/13).

Adam Carolla: Hey Tara, when you screen the calls for tonight's Loveline, can you limit the suicide ones, please?

(Tara laughs while watching "The Simpsons" on TV)

Adam Carolla: HEY!! Let's focus. You've got a job to do. Now I was saying I'd like less-

Tara: You're not my boss!!

Adam Carolla: Whoa, someone's in desperate need of an emotional chiropractor.

by griffin_t_a January 24, 2013

Emotition

A word that was made up when i was drunk......... Pronounced EMO-TIT-I-ON
Obviously it means emotion

YOUR SO FUCKING EMOTITIAL

by Pulse Phobia September 21, 2005

emotato

(noun) 1. A sad, or an emo, potato. 2. A person who is emo.

(adjective) a means of describing such a person.

"He's sad like a potato."
"So an emotato?"

by Anten Oz January 11, 2009