Emotionalyze

Emotional + Analyze = Emotionalyze

Created by Ayan Mukherjee who is the author of the blog - The Emotionalyst. To emotionalyze is to feel the emotions behind an experience and then to be able to objectively analyze the feelings, without rejecting, minimizing or rationalizing them away.

It is about giving equal importance to the information being processed through our innate, power of intuition and through our analytical mind, without rejecting either one of them.

Noun - Emotionalyst - one who emotionalyzes.

An Emotionalyst is at the point of balance between a dry, rationalizing intellectual and a person who is drowning in her emotions and cannot rationalize to save her life.

As David emotionalyzed the concept of "conscious relating", bringing in his own feelings about love and relationships, it started to make sense to him and it pushed him headlong into a great ah-ha moment that would change his life.

by the_emotionalyst May 15, 2014

emotional ostrich

A person who avoids dealing with problems or emotions, figuratively burying their head in the sand.

My mom hates acknowledging a problem, let alone actually dicussing it. She is such an emotional ostrich...

Man, she has really been ostriching it up lately...

by kforbs July 1, 2014

Emotional Fetus

An adolescent male, Typically a jock who is prone to frequent temper- tantrums and/or yelling fits.

"Hey man, your shoe is untied"

"Dude shut the fuck up you little fag I'll fucking fuck you up"

"Man, that guy is such an emotional fetus!"

by EmotionalFetus April 1, 2015

emotionally crying

Emotionally crying is when someone doesn't physically cry but is sad and on the verge of crying, therefore they are emotionally crying.

Person 1: How you been recently?

Person 2: alright I guess, only emotionally crying now.

by NNJM9190 October 11, 2015

emotional tornado

A combination of anxiety and emotional distress and their spiral toward a child's inability to self-regulate, as witnessed in children, often during a regular school day. The emotional tornado spins from anxiety, emotional distress and poor self-regulation, followed by greater anxiety and further emotional turmoil. An emotional tornado can wreak havoc on a child's stress response system, impair maturing brain circuits and increase the probability for long-term learning, behavior and overall health.

Ashley's daily dose of bullying on the playground led to her heightened anxiety, emotional distress from the name calling and an inability to maintain her self-regulation in the recess line; she was experiencing an emotional tornado.

by docec May 11, 2016

Emotional Tofu

(noun): Similar to the food product Tofu which generates no original flavor but absorbs flavor from surrounding products, Emotional Tofu is a person with no actual experience in a topic but knows, or knows of, someone who has experience in a cause, so they absorb their emotion as their own.

Seen mostly in white, middle/upper class, priveledged, Social Justice Warriors when they're trying to justify their political views. Typically identified by using sentences that start with "I have a friend who.."

Veteran: Yeah I think the inroads made in Iraq post-exit in 2011 have had mostly long term benefits for the region despite setbacks with ISIL's rise

Emotional Tofu: No it isn't! No! You don't understand. I have friend. He was in Iraq. He caught PTSD and that's why universal health insurance and stronger gun control because fuck you Trump!

by Palmo53 January 29, 2017

emotional bender

going on an roller coaster of emotions (rip)

tommy got drunk and went on an emotional bender.

by slutslug July 29, 2017