pineapple express

when you dont cut your toenails for a year then while having sex shove them up your girlfriends asshole

man, that pineapple express hurt alot, i have rectal bleeding

by COR3YCOLTMAN January 31, 2009

Pony express (fart)

When one person backs up to another person butt cheeks to butt cheeks and farts, thus transferring the package. This can be done clothed or non clothed.

My wife told me not to Dutch oven her again so now I wait till she is in bed and I slide ass to ass and pony express (fart) her.

by Panda bareitall August 20, 2015

Butt Funk Express

When a mad funk daddy has intercourse with a smelly, sweaty, fermented female anus to achieve orgasm as quickly as possible.

"Hey babraquece, how was your date last night with that handicapped Jewish autistic woman?"
"Well, I couldn't take off her diaper before hand and I needed to get in there before I woke her up, so I had to take the ol' butt funk express."
"Oh fuck, your not babraquece!? Why is there blood on your pants?!"

by Buttfunkexpress May 3, 2019

.50 Action Express

A .50 caliber pistol cartrige that, due to action movies and video games, has recieves more merit and admiration than it deserves. The most popular pistol in .50 AE is the large, intimidating Desert Eagle. In reality, .50 AE weapons are very impractical and overly powerful. The recoil and noise are too much for most shooters, and the large diameter of the round limits the capacity. For example, the .357 Magnum Desert Eagle holds 9 rounds, as opposed to the variant in .50 Action Express which holds 7. Why sacrifice two rounds for a needlessly big bulet, when you could have two more in the proven stopper caliber of .357 Magnum. Think about that next time you see 'Eraser' or 'The Last Action Hero.' The .50 AE is a needless overkill.

I just fired my .50 AE Freedom Arms revolver, and my arm hurts like hell!

by JoeBob August 30, 2003

the mess express

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

by Ronald Jones July 12, 2003

two shoe express

refers to walking somewhere instead of getting a ride

"I couldn't get a ride to work so I took the two shoe express."

by *~kath~* June 2, 2008

poo choo express

The act of passing a blunt to the other end of the rotation. Making sure everyone is involved on the poo choo express. The first person says all aboard, the second makes the sound of a train starting, the third makes the says chuga chuga chuga poo choo, and so forth till it gets to the last person in rotation, and they makes a train braking sound. If that last person fails to make the braking sound, you'll end up with a train wreck. This also makes it so nobody can double hit.

There isn't enough room to sit in a circle, so we gonna have to get the poo choo express going.

by Bman130u August 26, 2012