1. A verb tense expressing epicness
2. Usage of archaic verbs to impart a sense of majesty or grand scale
3. A rebuttal used against Grammar Nazis with parade-pissingly bad timing
2. Usage of archaic verbs to impart a sense of majesty or grand scale
3. A rebuttal used against Grammar Nazis with parade-pissingly bad timing
"No problems, my friend. It shall be done."
"Don't you mean it wil-"
"Epic tense. Shut the fuck up."
"Don't you mean it wil-"
"Epic tense. Shut the fuck up."
by RexR August 07, 2008
Some event that would be so grand, it would surpass some or all of the most popular and influential known historical events. Reserved only for positive events, not negative ones. Most people exaggerate these events, especially under the influence of alcohol, which may backfire and become epic fail.
"Duuuude, I say we go fuckin' hang gliding over the grand canyon, it would be epic history!!"
"Actually, that would be epic fail if you ask me"
"Actually, that would be epic fail if you ask me"
by nakker December 15, 2009
is referring to an ex that has a new boyfriend or girlfriend who is significantly steps down (uglier) on the attractiveness scale from yourself. Can be shortened to "ed".
Person 1: "Hey did u see C is in a relationship with K?"
Person 2: "Haha yeh but thats a total epic downgrade, i think its funny!"
Person 1: "ha yeh your totally right"
Person 2: "Haha yeh but thats a total epic downgrade, i think its funny!"
Person 1: "ha yeh your totally right"
by PennyEyes January 25, 2010
Epic on a greater level- something that is so awesome it deserves the word 'fucking' infront of it- and epic meaning, "heroic; majestic; impressively great"
by Karissa Pukas April 09, 2007
a mom that doesn't care what game you are playing
and tells you to go to sleep immediately, turning everything off
and tells you to go to sleep immediately, turning everything off
*knocks on door*
*serious voice*
"turn if off... NOW..."
"i don't care if your 1st place in high roller wager match and there's 30 seconds left... you're done... cut it NOW"
Son: what an epic bitch
*serious voice*
"turn if off... NOW..."
"i don't care if your 1st place in high roller wager match and there's 30 seconds left... you're done... cut it NOW"
Son: what an epic bitch
by theHighRollerWager December 23, 2010
1)This describes the point of no return where someone succumbs to the stress of a situation and blows it out of proportion.
by Linguistadore October 06, 2003
Epically, Epical
When something is an Epic Spectacle, something on another level. An epic rise of fame.
When you think something is so epic, it can't be called simply epic.
When something is an Epic Spectacle, something on another level. An epic rise of fame.
When you think something is so epic, it can't be called simply epic.
Me: Hey Laura did you see how bad that girls hair was?
Laura: Yeah it was was on a new level of bad, it was Epical.
Laura: Yeah it was was on a new level of bad, it was Epical.
by Epically May 15, 2011