MMA Douchebag

Any kid who "thinks," he's a badass, and can can kick anyones ass becuase he took 1 MMA class at his gym.

These kids threaten to fight someone, but will almost always backoff If the other person agrees to fight.

Or by mistake they threaten the wrong person, and end up getting thier ass kicked by a real badass.

MMA Douchebag: What are you looking at?

Real Badass: Nothing.

MMA Douchebag: Damn right nothing, Ill kick your ass.

Real Badass: If you even touche me, Im grabbing the crowbar out of the bed of my truck and beating your ass up and down the street.

MMA Douchebag: Hey!...I'm sorry man, I dont want any trouble.

by dats2dope December 9, 2009

Starbucks Douchebag

A starbucks douchebag is an egotistical dick wad usually seen in coffee shops that have wifi service they usually wear glasses (even though their vision is perfectly fine) and they also wear berets and turtlenecks and usually have a mac book. they usually order some complex shit like "1 grande mocha frappuccino with 1/3 goats milk 1/3 soy milk and 1/3 skim milk" the regular day to day activities that a starbucks douchebag will partake in are as follows:
-Writing some insignificant novel that nobody will ever want to read
-Speaking about people in the 3rd person because of their huge sense of superiority and entitlement
-sitting in starbucks pretending that they actually matter

PLEASE NOTE BEING A STARBUCKS DOUCHEBAG IS A SERIOUS AILMENT AND CAN POTENTIALLY LEAD YOU TO BECOMING A PUBLIC MASTURBATOR IN 20 YEARS WHEN YOU REALIZE WHAT KIND OF A FAILURE YOU ARE. IF YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW IS A STARBUCKS DOUCHEBAG DO EVERYONE A FAVOR AND SHOVE A KNIFE DOWN THEIR THROAT

Why are there so many starbucks douchebags here? AH FUCK THIS im going back to tim hortons

by Das Furher August 14, 2010

Il Douché

Donald Trump, potential Republican nominee for President. A riff on "Il Duce," the title used for Benito Mussollini. Mussollini was the Fascist ruler of Italy during World War II.

Man, Il Douché called for a ban on Muslims in America again.

by TierneyS49 August 24, 2016

Douche Bag Appeal

(n.) the quality of being attractive or interesting to pretentious people

Wow! Apple has topped itself again. The iPhone has amazing douche bag appeal.

Due to the increased popularity of environmentalism, the Hummer has lost a great deal of its douche bag appeal.

by Jacobre1 February 27, 2008

douche-wagon

a large SUV or Hummer driven by a douchebag to intimidate other drivers with its size

I ended up accidentally running a red light because I couldn't see around the douche-wagon in front of me.

My car got hit in the parking garage because someone had parked their douche-wagon in a compact spot.

by ox gray July 26, 2010

Douchebaggins

A douche bag short in stature. Deriving from the words "Douche Bag" and "Bilbo Baggins."

That Tom Cruise sure is a Douchebaggins

by 5 Dollar Dave January 24, 2009

douche tard

Any individual that makes a statement that is so obnoxious that you can't decide between calling them a douche bag or a retard, so you call them a douche tard.

You're fat and it's kind of funny.

You're a douche tard. I'm skinnier than you.

by BigTimeDoucheTard January 11, 2010