dallas

Synonym for "Hell".

Can be used to describe the most useless, boring, culturally-devoid town in America.

"Oooooh Johnny said a bad word!!! He's going to Dallas when he dies"

by viva la revolucion April 23, 2007

Dallas Cowgirls

Some dumbass nickname created by someone who thought they were the cleverest motherfucker alive. Probably spawned by a Washington Redskin fan, unknowing of how many less Super Bowl titles they have than the Cowboys.

Redskins Fan: I've got an idea! Let's call them the Dallas Cowgirls! HAHA!
Cowboys Fan: Excuse me? I couldn't hear you. I have 5 Lombardi trophies blocking my ears.

by cowboysarebetter August 16, 2009

Dallas Steak Taxi

A car with at least 4 dudes in it that travels around town looking for a lone woman to gang bang. The woman is usually left confused and bleeding when the deed is done.

It was late at night and most of the woman in the neighborhood knew better than to walk the streets for fear of being picked up by a Dallas Steak Taxi.

by Drpun May 20, 2009

dallas cowboys

team that has a very small amount of people who cheer for them and are drug dealers who were good at football. Emmit Smith is overrated and the only "true" Cowboy fans live in the Dallas-Fort Worth area.

That guy over there is a Cowboy fan because everybody else is a Dallas Cowboys fan.

by Denver Beck May 8, 2006

dallos rays

A ridiculous concept of telepathic thought sharing. It apparently enables people to think similarly and influence others without any physical communication.

Matt: "I'm not low."
Josh: " me too! That proves the existence of Dallos rays!"
Matt: "?!?!"

by Hannatt December 2, 2010

D-Wall

n. A person who puts forth the absolute minimal amount of effort required to complete a task. They often procrastinate, getting Cs and Ds in school, showing up to work late and only when it suits them, and bum food, money, and rides off of their "friends."

"Where's Jason, he was supposed to meet us an hour ago before work?"
"I don't know, I tried his phone, but I think he broke it again cause it went straight to voicemail."
"I'm sure he had trouble finding a ride back from summer school."
"Yeah, well, he may be a great preschool teacher, but he's gonna be an even better D-Wall."

by Zachary 'Jebidiah' Ritter June 9, 2008

Dallas Cowboys

The gayest team in the National Football League. Previously employed such homosexuals like Troy Aikman, Michael Irvin, and Emmitt Smith. Currently getting its ass handed to them every year by the E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES.

Jerry Jones: Who are we playing this week?
Tuna: The Eagles
Jerry Jones: We're screwed..

by Rick June 17, 2005