slappy drums

The act of a female engaging in self-gratification

"Oh my God, all I could hear last night was Hannah next door playing the slappy drums watching a Chaning Tatum movie."

by Whatonearthdoesthefoxsay November 15, 2013

Pocket drums

The rote act of briefly patting one's pockets when exiting public transport to make sure a phone/wallet/key is not left behind.

Just before Will stepped off the Tube he played pocket drums and, safe in the knowledge he hadn't left anything in his seat, he exited the train.

by SatMisc November 15, 2013

mouth drums

The ability to play every percussion instrument including different sorts of drums and cymbals using different parts of your mouth and nasal passage.

All hail mutha fuckin deezy; lord of the mouth drums!

by llern April 9, 2016

The Dursley's

Some of the worst people in the whole entire Harry Potter Series.
Although Dudley does come around in the end, let's face it, we all hated them.

random person reading HP for the first time: OMG!!!! I totally HATE the Dursley's like with my whole BEING!!!
potterheads everywhere: we know, we know

by soccergrl2323 November 29, 2016

monkey drums

Bass boosted songs done using computer technology or loud subwoofers used while playing a song.

The dand ole 21 Savage producers overuse monkey drums.

by Portuguese clown December 30, 2018

Chicken drumstick

When you have sex with a women whilst she has a chicken bone stuffed up her arsehole

“What sex position do you want to perform tonight?”
“ I want to do the chicken drumstick”

by Yourfaceontoast April 24, 2019

repercussion drums

Loud "boom-boom" instruments that are played in close proximity of someone to get even with him for a perceived wrongdoing.

It wouldn't be much use to try to vengefully annoy the natives in the jungle with repercussion drums, since they are totally used to said deafening cadence in their frequent communications with each other over long distances.

by QuacksO May 2, 2019