doesn't even

The failure to so much as even achieve semantical coherence.

John, you just walked over to me like a ba'al worshipper mouth a'gape and stare blankly at me like a mad cow having a seizure - you don't even! John!..... John!!!!!! ......Does he even? *No, uh I don't think so, Sir* HE DOESN'T EVEN

by actuallyjesus February 22, 2019

dress-up fetish

When some one has strange erges to dress up their friends and sometimes even strangers. Most likely a girl who wants to make her guy friends hotter so they can walk around with her and look cool. Often times talks about her friends saying "He has potential" and "If only he wore ________" In extream cases phrases like "If only I could knok him out and make him wear girl pants" can be heard.

Kayla: Dude... If I could just some how make Devon and Matt unconcious... I would soooooo dress them up
Sarah: We could die their hair and make them cool!
*girl squeels*
Random Pirate: You have major dress-up fetishes.... BITCH!!!!!!!!! muhahaha

by Kayla March 24, 2005

Dresden

To burn down a building all by yourself without apparently meaning to.

"I can't believe you pulled another Dresden!"
"It was an accident!"

by Nero200 December 7, 2013

It does what its told

1. Phrase used when someone is totally and utterly whipped
by someone.
2. Silence of the lambs.

Teacher: Do you work please class.
John: MAKE ME A FUCKIN SANDWICH BITCH!
Teacher: Uh.... ok....
Nes: It does what its told!!!

by John Kern November 22, 2005

dress shopping

buying something you;ll probably wear once and then give to a thrift store or sell on E-Bay

I'm going dress shopping for my wedding gown.

by Amber Edsall June 19, 2008

dress rehearsal

where everything goes wrong the night before the first performance.

bad dress rehearsal, good show

by yepimstillhere June 18, 2010

Fixing Dressers

A term originating in Alabama meaning to fuck, bang, do the sex, etc.

He’ll be fixing dressers tonight

by @nonymou$ January 21, 2019