Bartender: What can I get you?
Me: Uhhh uhhhhh, vodka soda!
Friend: You know they have craft cocktails here, right?
Me: I dont know. It's my panic drink.

Panic drink by jurbonefracker November 18, 2016

Word of the Day on November 20, 2016

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suicide (drink)

If someone says they went to Burger King and "got a suicide," it is not a cause for panic, nor are they making a quip about how unhealthy the food is.

They are instead referring to a mixture of at least two but usually three or more sodas. Legend has it, all suicides taste the same.

Not typically used to refer to alcoholic drinks, which may lead to actual suicide (if accidental). To avoid confusion, "suicide drink" can also be used.

I got a suicide (drink) at Burger King with Coke, Mountain Dew, Dr. Pepper and Sprite. Tastes exactly like every other suicide I've ever made.

suicide (drink) by roundhousegrasshopper July 10, 2012

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decoy drink

A cocktail that doesn't contain any alcohol. Reserved for friends that are too drunk to notice the difference but refuse to stop drinking.

"Dude, Kaitlyn can barely stand. Why do you keep giving her vodka tonics?"

"Chill, man. Decoy drinks... nothin' in there but tonic."

decoy drink by ACNY January 6, 2008

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think and drink thursday

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I fucking love think and drink thursday

think and drink thursday by freeenergyentropy April 16, 2009

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