Parallel park a doughnut

To have sex with a woman while using a doughnut as a cock ring

Hey babe, I just stopped a Krispy Kreme wanna Parallel park a doughnut

by Shrimpocalypse July 20, 2025

Frosted doughnut

Sexual act/drug absorption. When a man sticks his dick in a girl's vajayjay to get it wet and then powders it with cocaine. He then precedes to fuck her, thus getting her high through the absorption of the mucus membrane.

Sally is a freaky drug addict. She was begging me to give her a frosted doughnut.

by Dickbreath1969 April 9, 2017

Lemon Doughnut

When you urinate into someone’s foreskin

Me and Will did a lemon doughnut yesterday

by eemujil November 30, 2024

Double Doughnut Promise

A level of promise that if broken, requires the breaker to wear not one, but two rubber rings around their torso for the whole day

person 1: Dude you look like a duck

Person 2: Yeah I know, I broke a double doughnut promise

by Blawan June 3, 2021

doughnut stamp

when you spread your ass cheeks and put your dirty/greasy or for perfection and finesse... swamp assery on any exposed skin on some ones body and leave and impression of a doughnut.

1. I just had the green apple squirts and totally doughnut stamped ben on his face.

2. I totally got doughnut stamped last night for passing out with my shoes on.

by red meat November 27, 2011

rolling in the doughnuts

To snort a drug, mostly related to cocaine, and the nostrils is not wiped clean causing a powdered doughnut look.

Well Josh, been rolling in the doughnuts I see.

by Vincentaims November 22, 2014

Boston cream doughnut

When you cum in a girl then poop on her chest

My girl said she wanted a boston cream doughnut for breakfast. So I came inside of her and then pooped on her chest.

by Christismynigga July 1, 2018