salty doughnut

When you take a bath with bath salts and have your ass eaten out after

My girl took a bath with some fancy lavender bath salts and I decided to eat the booty like groceries. That was a pretty great salty doughnut

by FindingG-MO September 24, 2020

Doughnut

someone whos besties with their friend owen and loves doughnuts

noah dropped a doughnut

by NoahsADoughnut January 20, 2023

Lemon Doughnut

When you urinate into someone’s foreskin

Me and Will did a lemon doughnut yesterday

by eemujil November 30, 2024

Parallel park a doughnut

To have sex with a woman while using a doughnut as a cock ring

Hey babe, I just stopped a Krispy Kreme wanna Parallel park a doughnut

by Shrimpocalypse July 20, 2025

Boston cream doughnut

When you cum in a girl then poop on her chest

My girl said she wanted a boston cream doughnut for breakfast. So I came inside of her and then pooped on her chest.

by Christismynigga July 1, 2018

Double Doughnut Promise

A level of promise that if broken, requires the breaker to wear not one, but two rubber rings around their torso for the whole day

person 1: Dude you look like a duck

Person 2: Yeah I know, I broke a double doughnut promise

by Blawan June 3, 2021

Doughnut Dogging

The act of ordering a dozen fresh doughnuts from a roadside establishment and proceeding to copulate with sed confection using custard as lubricant until either completion or doughnut disintegration all the while making eye contact with the vendor.

Ben was arrested for doughnut dogging again.

by WindyLeaf9591 February 28, 2023