shit disturber

adj: someone who stirs up drama, usually for no valid reason what so ever.

see also: Kanye West, Kanye'd, Ye'd, ultimate douchebaggery, asshole

Kanye West is a big shit disturber, who loves drama.

He stole the spotlight shamelessly from Taylor Swift at the 2009 VMAs, proclaiming Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time. Someone really needs to take that bottle away from his dumbass

by ae123456 September 14, 2009

shit disturbator

What results when you try to teach an Ecuadorian "shit disturber" and "masturbator" in the same day.

Can be shortened to "disturbator"

Florencio is being a shit disturbator.

by Colin McEwan July 26, 2004

Facebook Social Distortion Disorder (FSDD)

A social disorder that makes it possible for your close family and friends to forget about you if u are not currently active on facebook. Sufferers will actually stop emailing and texting you if you're not constantly reminding them of your existance via facebook updates. If you don't exist on facebook, you don't exist to them at all.

I deleted my pics on facebook, and no one called me for a month! I didn't even get invited to my own class reunion. Wow, I didnt know the class of 2000 had Facebook Social Distortion Disorder (FSDD).

by smurfettish May 12, 2010

The Distillers

A great, great, band. Put down because the lead singer + guitarist cheated on her husband Tim Armstrong from the band Rancid. Oh please, everyone cheats on eveyone. Move on.

No matter what other people think, I think Coral Fang was a great album.

by juliet January 26, 2004

Distextia

When a person become so lazy that they try to save time and effort by using so much chatspeak that they can no longer be understood. (also said as "distextic")

Girl 1: omg tisnf 4 u idgi wwhdt?
Girl 2: what?
Girl 1: imjs hs an asshl kwim lk idlh @ al
Girl 2: um... do u have distextia?

by maurageous October 24, 2007

Distrature

Distrature - (n) dist-ruh-chur

1. The wrinkles in fabric formed between two breasts or buttocks when the fabric is stretched tightly across them. Usually only possible with thin fabrics.

Her boyfriend didn’t approve of her wearing a shirt with much distrature.

by greutly January 15, 2009

Disterclass

When somebody’s tweet makes you want to hululer you can say that his tweet is a disterclass

Gael’s last tweet is so genant, this guy is finito, he can’t tweet anything but disterclasses

by Greg le goat March 6, 2021