Reply Compulsive Disorder

The need to reply to a text message no matter what it says.

Girl:"lol"
Dude:"yep
Girl:"Reply Compulsive Disorder"

by Smitty the man December 27, 2011

PCSD - Personal Computer Stress Disorder

Personal Computer Stress Disorder comes from dealing with the chaotic world of Windows. Viruses, crashing software, blue screen of death, three finger salute, are all sources of this stress.

My psychiatrist diagnosed me with PCSD - Personal Computer Stress Disorder and prescribed the replacement of all of my PCs with Macs.

by nygeek September 19, 2013

Post Season Sadness Disorder

A health issue to sports fans after their favorite league or sport is done for the year and suffer severe depression until the next season starts.

After the Super Bowl, I suffer Post Season Sadness Disorder because football is over for 6 months.

by Sportsguy1991 March 16, 2014

repetitive 'like' disorder

When someone uses like way too much in a conversation, usually to connect ideas and thoughts.

"Alright, so he was like so cute! I was like so happy that like I met him. He's like so kind and he like always like cheering me up when I was like down and stuff. So I was like asking him if he like wanted to like go out and he was like..."
"OMG, shut up! You got a serious case of repetitive 'like' disorder!"

by the_weirdo May 31, 2014

PTSD (Post Tequila Stress Disorder)

When you vow to never drink Tequila again.

"Hey, Bobby, let's take some Tequila shots!"
- Bobby has nightmarish flashbacks to New Years Eve, 2008. His ears begin to ring and his hands start to tremble. His friends don't know it, but Bobby suffers from crippling PTSD (Post Tequila Stress Disorder).

by Wess Parsley November 25, 2016

sad nigga disorder

also known as “SND”

also relates to sad nigga hours

A: You good bro?
B: Nah bro, i’ve come down with a case of SND
A: Sad nigga disorder? That’s tough

by andy0827438 May 11, 2019

Cunty Personality Disorder

Also know as CPD, it causes one to have a cunt like personality. Symptoms include complaining, whining, and general ass chapness. As far as medical scientists know, there is currently no cure. Usually self diagnosed or by an immediate friend or family member. The person will act extremely entitled and not want to ever not get their way.

Im sorry ma'am but Your daughter has cunty personality disorder. I'm afraid you and your family are in for quite the emotional basket case.

by Joke Of The Day 4 December 26, 2019