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designated cockblocker

the person who stays sober at a party, club, etc. and keeps his/her friends from hookin up with grenades, landmines, or just someone ( or people) they shouldn`t
Ronnie: Yo bro mad people are hittin up karma tonight, lets go.

Mike: Cool

Ronnie: But bro, Sam`s gonna be there

Mike: That`s cool, i`ll be your designated cockblocker
by Android23 January 24, 2011
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London Design and Engineering UTC

This school is male dominated and is full of criminals, fake gang members and rapists if your looking for the most ghetto secondary and colly in Newham its this school. Even though the school is good and is well sponsored it can also be called a block where mandem can get brain and jeet beenies in the school toilets. This school should just become an AP cuz mandem go toilet to roll spliffs, do Snus ,THC and etc. This school needs to up there security levels as guys even roll to school with rambos and BB guns
Ayo have you heard of "London Design and Engineering UTC"
o you mean that ghetto mandem school
by MrTMG09 December 21, 2021
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Interior Design

When you summon your pet eagle, and use galvanized square steel, eco friendly wood veneers, and extension screws borrowed from your aunt to transform a coffin room into a liveable space or the last bedroom in your house to fit 1 billion kids your wife accidentally had. Usually involves the storing of out of season quilts and a projector screen to watch Korean drama.
"After saving up millions of dollars, Little John was able to afford a coffin room in Shanghai, and fixed its interior design using galvanized square steel and eco friendly wood veneers to build a sturdy bed frame..."
by MaxM40 May 31, 2024
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Designated Safe Shag

A person you shag that you know you won’t fall for because you find something about them slightly detestable.
Brad’s my designated safe shag, he’s cute and nice but he makes no effort I could never fall in love with him.
by ThatBitch123456789 January 24, 2023
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Color of the Year Designs

Color of the Year Designs is used by fashion designers to forecast what color and style themes will be trending for the year using CODE hex colors
She used Color of the Year Designs to be seen as a forward trending fashion creator
by CODE 4 COLOR February 17, 2025
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System Design

I'm so excited to go to System Design today!
by fhfhfhfhfhfhfhfhffhhfh May 13, 2021
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Design the Skyline

Do you want your ears violently raped? Simple, listen to "Surrounded by Silence" by Design the Skyline.
by 7568ino April 2, 2024
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