Derek

He’s a wonderful guy And you’ll think he only likes you and he always will love you he may treat you well you may buy you gifts he may go on dates with you but everything will start going down once he says this “ in a room of all the girls of the world I would pick you “ in your mind your going to think oh wow i know he would pick me he would never choose me over any girl we’re number 1 besties on snap for 2 weeks in a row!! well here’s the reality slowly he would become dry and start responding with “k” “mhm” “cool” “nice” and next is that you’ll see him start talking to another girl with huge breasts, a big ass ,nice shoes ,nice style,pretty makeup, perfect teeth, and that 1 year with him and how close you two got it will mean nothing that girl he started talking to took you place in just one day and next he only responds with emojis you in add him to get over him but than you noticed he’s not in the ignored on snap he unadded you too and next they break up and you guys both lost connection and are no longer friends and so as they say “every story comes to an end” this is where it most likely ends.

Derek will most likely love you for a period of time

by Youfuckingbitch June 29, 2022

Derreck

Gayest man in the entire observable universe.

Did you see that "Derreck" over there? He had 3 boyfriends!

by The always right man July 14, 2022

Derek Graziano

Derek Graziano is a sexy italian american beast that pulls any hoe he desires and fucks them on the first date.
P.S Plz unban him twitch

Friend- Hey Olivia, have you rode derek graziano's meat yet

Olivia- Yeah he has a 12 incher he pounded my ass all night

by ASS SCRANNER69 January 25, 2023

asian derek

He initially seems like a Nice guy, but then gets wayy too fucking clingy and he turns out to be a brat. Fuck you Asian Derek punk ass bitch go on a diet please

Hey, do you know Derek?
I know a lot of Dereks, Which One?
Asian Derek
Ohhhh noooo

by BigDaddyisMaddy September 18, 2017

Derrik Lee

learned how to hit in 2005, otherwise a solid player defensively, career .270 hitter but started 2005 at an outrageous .390. probably not going to last

Derrik Lee can play first base really well

by johnnie o'toole December 28, 2005

Derek

A small sized human with hair that can set fire to any paper who can talk for 3 days about the same thing without taking any breaths. Simply annoying.

Wow, that Jeff is really being a Derek tonight

by llllllllllol February 5, 2010

Derek

A cool kid that likes to do BMX, smack the booties of other dudes, and shit like that, hes funny but gay. Well...most likely. Hes got muscle but thats to either attract gay men or try to impress other guys with stunning chizzled abs somehow. He comes to school with scars on his leg or maybe his arm saying that its from riding his bike but its really from him asking his friend kyron to be kinky and whip him HARD. BUT, overall hes funny and has a good attitude and would make a real good friend. (besides his addiction to raspberry iced tea)

person 1: DANG did you see derek with all of those scars?

person 2: YESS!! him and kyron must of got really rough last night o.o

by Sheriff and his deputy April 8, 2012