Dr. Slice

A tasty blend of Dr. Pepper or Mr. Pibb mixed with Slice made by PepsiCo until discontinued in early 2006 and replaced by Cheerwine. Dr. Slice had the magical effect of producing an unbreakable smile after 60 oz. and anal urination after 80 oz. Dr. Slice had a seemingly unconquerable limit of consumtion of 100 oz. in 1 hour, which was later found to be false by the biggest and strongest men: Mark and Kyle.

I've been to a lot of doctors, but only one doctor has made it possible for me to piss out of my butt: Dr. Slice!

by Dustin Swimmer July 14, 2006

dr. pepper

the root of all evil in this world. most disgusting thing out there. should never be consumed

i almost died from that dr. pepper

by little dumpling May 20, 2010

dr. funk

To be drunk. To have your doctorate in funk.

Originated from being unable to type while drunk.

-Whooooo, I'm dr.funk!!
--You got your doctorate in funk?
-Hells yes, I'm Dr. Funk!

by 403forbidden December 17, 2007

dr jean

A crazy woman who has no life so she sings pointless kid songs including "The Banana Song", "Tootie Ta" and "I'm Slowly going Crazy".

Person 1: Dude! Lets listen to some dr jean.
Person 2: You have problems man.

by Criteesha March 31, 2017

Dr. Blaze

Hospital code for a fire,
used instead of announcing fire
so patients don't panic

(Dr. Blaze to the east wing means
there is a fire in the east wing)

Dr. Blaze to the ER;
Dr. Blaze to the east wing

by Badwick Tsuraide July 25, 2006

Dr. Pooper

Pouring Dr Pepper in the anus of one's partner and then proceeding to suck it out with a straw.

The 11 year old boy had his first Dr. Pooper today and he loved the creamy taste of his recycled Dr Pepper more than anything he'd ever tasted before.

by Ineda P. November 28, 2016

Dr. Poptart

A fine person for being a Jew. Not dumb like Zekrom though. Makes memes and is the only active Proto support.

John: Hey you know about Dr. Poptart?
Smith: Yeah they're fine for being a Jew.

by IdkTest_06 March 29, 2020