King ding-aling

A person who's so far up their own ass they think the sun shines out of it

You're not king ding-aling!

by Smb1995 February 24, 2019

jamma-lamma-ding-dong

A really good party; one that is in between a dinger and a rager.

'Ronnie you fag, stop fucking around and get down to DJ's...it's a jamma-lamma-ding-dong'

by steel julian April 4, 2005

M. Night Shama Lama Ding Dong Ding Dong Dang

it is a tune you would sing if you wanted to say M. Night Shyamalan's name in a different way

i just saw one of M. Night Shama Lama Ding Dong Ding Dong Dang's movies

by Nick Farlen January 26, 2011

Ring ding

An incredibly hilarious racial slur for Indian people (sounds funniest when spoken with an Indian accent).

Possibly referring to the sound you hear when you walk into a 7-11.

I went to my chemistry class and this ring ding smelled up the whole lecture hall!

by PatD13 December 15, 2011

ding ding

A contest, usually involving 12-14 year old boys, to determine who, among them, can cum the quickest. Sometimes involving as many as a dozen guys, ding ding can also just be a contest between two. This is one of the most common puberty-age, self-asteem building exercises among males. It is thought, at that age, that the ability to jerk off and bust a load extremely quickly, is a sign of maturity and sexual prowess, something to show off. The winner has to shout "ding ding" to prove that he indeed won.

Mark and Dave were ferociously playing ding ding in Mark's bedroom, and just as Mark was about to win and shout out loud in pleasure, his mom knocked on the door to the room, causing both guys to cringe and go soft. Blue balls then ensued, particularly in the case of Mark. Because of the mishap with Mark's mom, Dave turned out cumming first and winning the game.

by Arieh August 17, 2006

Ding Dong

What the penis is called when a man smackes it across a women's face while she is performing oral sex. The left cheek is the ding, and the right cheek is the dong.

He slapped his ding dong across her face.

by CB June 27, 2003

dingbat

a term used to describe a person (often a woman) who does not think before acting and most times acts on pure impulse.
Some start off intellectually or emotionally retarted which eventually leads to being a dingbat. Others are born that way and are cursed with being a dingbat for life.

ex: I dated some real dumb chicks, but that Courtney girl was the biggest "dingbat" I ever encountered.

by non-dingbat July 5, 2003