DILF

An alternative to the phrase MILF, MILF meaning "Mom(s) I'd Like to Fuck". DILF means "Dad(s) I'd Like to Fuck".

Person #1: Look at that hunk. He's so hot.
Person #2: He's such a DILF. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Moist Doritos December 7, 2017

Dilf

A very sexy dad

When Chuck walked into the room it was very clear that he is a dilf

by TimBuz January 20, 2018

dilf

Dad I'd Love to Fuck

Maria's dad aged like a fine wine, he is the DILF.

by the-dilf February 2, 2018

Dilf

An acronym for “dad I’d like to fuck”
Dilfs are usually hot and Randy’s a dilf. DILF IT UP RANDY.

Betty: “wow Cheryl, Hiram is such a dilf!”

by CCCCCCCCCCU February 26, 2018

dilf

douchebag-i'd-like-to-fuck

its not ur ordinary DAD. this time it's a douchebag. a fuckboy. a douchebag that you'd gladly go down for.

"ugh Grayson Dolan is such a dilf.... i truly am a white man's whore....."

by quirky and awk lol so emo September 30, 2018

Dills

Pain medication. Dills is another term for the most powerful pain medication, Dilaudid.

$uicideBoy$ pop dills

by $yung_plague$ November 2, 2018

Dilf

A dilf is Paul Olden, a sexy middle aged man who is sexually attractive to young girls. Paul Olden is rare its only found in Cape Paterson.

"Gee girl that guy is a total Dilf" "Yeah a total Paul Olden!"

by RangaRangaDingDang December 4, 2018