Depression

Someone who is depressed. These individuals asks for advice and then turns around and does the complete opposite..then blames you for not helping when you tried to help and goes the total opposite way. Also they complains about everyyyyyy single thing! They also complains about not having enough money but turns around and spends money on pointless things. They are also downers.

I need help I have depression

by jndw July 8, 2011

Fake depression

Someone who is sad and seeks attention when alone and instantly becomes happy when they are with someone.

People who show signs of fake depression would normally post black and white stories with phrases such as "kill me", "I hate everyone" and "join my live at 3:33" these are the typical signs of a bitch

Woah he's definitely got fake depression look at his attention seeking stories

by Hoodrat18 November 12, 2019

Hegarty Depression

When you get set math homework on Hegarty Maths and get so mad that you want to kys and can't be asked to do it anymore.

"Did you do the homework bro?"
"Nah, the Hegarty depression kicked in."

by Matt0909 November 12, 2018

bughead depression

The meaning of bughead depression is waiting each week sometimes longer to see what keeps us living. The relationship of Betty Cooper and Jughead Jones is extraordinary, breath taking and can leave symptoms such as: Intense breakdowns, pain to the eyes and brain (only when they are not together), headaches, migraines and vomiting when kissing other people.

Beware this disease is highly contagious!

Having Bughead depression is the worst thing that has happened to me!

by I’m a fan March 12, 2018

depressed wank

After experiencing a sad moment in your life and you try to cheer yourself up by having a wank but you get no pleasure out of it

My mum just died and I have been wanking for ten hours now and it doesn't even feel good, I just want to feel something. I wish I wasn't having a depressed wank

by Dictionaryvision April 18, 2017

Fake Depression

Fake depression is when somebody is so desperate for attention they pretend to have a mental illness. Commonly found in pre-teen girls that are hitting their ''emo'' phase. The people who fake depression commonly flaunt it and always mention it. This type of human being is disgusting and immoral. People with fake depression claim they have no ''real'' friends and they constantly whine and bitch even though they have over 20 friends.

John said ''Hey look at Jessica over there, why does she look so sad all the time?'' Bob replied ''Nah, that bitch just has fake depression''

by Jack Black Black Jack February 22, 2018

Clinical Depression

clin-i-cal de-pres-sion
/klin-i-kal dih-presh-un/

A mental health disorder characterized by persistently depressed mood or loss of interest in activities, causing significant impairment in daily life.

Rosita has clinical depression. That is why she never wants to join family events.

by kaosmoker September 30, 2018